Then Clashed rushed in and murdered ODL and Ice Sage because they had become annoying in their bickering. Then he knifed CSD because the FTNWO is just plain rude.
Then the three goddesses look down on Hyrule and see Ice Sage playing God and ending stories for no good reason, so they strike him with lightning seven times and he dies. THE END.
The three godesses saw Ice Sage attempting this and chain him to a cliff where every morning an eagle will rip out his liver and every night it will grow back and he can't die while this is happening.
Ice Sage touched the triforce and got the triforce of Wisdom. ... now that I have inhanced wisdom... I'm one of the few who have a character after their furasona.
EDIT: Ice Sage groans at the cliche Greek mythology reference.
Ice Sage explains that he knew that Riptide wasen't greek mythology (It dosen't even sound like a name for that.) but that the liver and bird thing was.