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Steal the Triforce!

Swordbomb

Doktor Assisted Homicide
Joined
Oct 30, 2010
Location
Dustbowl
Gender
If you can't read this, you're blind.
I teleport the Triforce and Baconforce to me, fusing them together to make the True Triforce. Which I then imbue into my very soul as I teleport to a dimension no one else can access.

How did I do all of this? I had the power of the Triforce in me the whole time. BOOM PHYSICS.
 

DekuNut

I play my drum for you
Joined
Jan 30, 2011
Location
Tangent Universe
So... You just sniped a sentient tire?
Anyways.
As a proud ginger, I approach Sword and steal his soul, with the Triforce inside it. A Triforce-shaped freckle appears on my left hand.
 

Jirohnagi

Braava Braava
Joined
Feb 18, 2010
Location
Soul Sanctum
Gender
Geosexual
Steals Majora's Mask and uses it to kidnap the Triforce

NOW TO USE IT

Use the Triforce to wish for infinite pizza, ice cream popcorn and to have the Mask of Majora as my own with no negative effects on myself
 

SpiteChaotic

The lazy Chaos Bringer
Joined
Mar 25, 2015
Grabs the fierce Deity mask. I use it's godly powers to slice through you, Majora's mask, all the pizza amd junk food to claim the Tri Force.
 

Jirohnagi

Braava Braava
Joined
Feb 18, 2010
Location
Soul Sanctum
Gender
Geosexual
*grabs a Deku Stick and proceeds to beat Shirongai with it until he gives up the Triforce and walks away triumphantly*

Wraps a deku baba around the stick and attaches some deku nuts, proceeds to beat Dekunut over the head with it bludgeoning him. Casually strolls off with the triforce and locks it in a safe that can't be cracked nor drilled.
 

SpiteChaotic

The lazy Chaos Bringer
Joined
Mar 25, 2015
Summoning the intense power's of Din's fire. I turn Shiro to ash and melt his safe. Plucking a triforce from the melted remains. I then create a castle for myself surrounded by a bubble of lava.
 
Joined
Nov 17, 2014
I am waiting at the TriForce pedestal. As you appear, I put on gloves and extract the TriForce out from your hand. "Yes! 'Tis mine again!"
 

DekuNut

I play my drum for you
Joined
Jan 30, 2011
Location
Tangent Universe
I walk over in a suit,
"hello, Mr. Gai? I'm Dean Nutt from the Hylian government. It seems you're behind on your taxes...." I repo the Triforce to myself.
 

Jirohnagi

Braava Braava
Joined
Feb 18, 2010
Location
Soul Sanctum
Gender
Geosexual
I give DekuNut a thanksgiving turkey dinner, and after that he generously gave me the triforce.

I switch out the Turkey, Triforce gave to Dekunut poisoning his family and watch as they go to war, i then shank the winner (triforce) in the spine paralyzing him for eternity and run off with the triforce in a weirdness bubble
 

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