As you yell wolverines, I become Wolverine and my neck heals almost instantly. I chase you down and slice at you with my uberawesome Wolverine claws and steal the Triforce
Dammit report cards are............ no wait i can call it original art buuuuut to be safe. Brutally slays Dekunut scattering the parts across the multiverse then hides the triforce in a used toilet.