DekuNut
I play my drum for you
You suddenly hear an army of helicopters rise up from the horizon, and then the Ride of the Valkyrie begins playing over loudspeakers. While you stare at them, in awe, I sneak up behind you and snag the Triforce
I trip you whilst you are running to your lair, and take the triforce. I then go to Lorule and I hid in the bottom of the frozen volcanowhen you took it from me, you accidentally touched my hand because I was gripping it tightly as I was running. I continue using it and catch up to you tying you up with rope, taking the TriForce, and speeding away to my secret lair.
When you were distracted stealing the Triforce, I injected poison into the cake and ran away. When you ate the cake, you fell deathly ill. I forged a fake will and replaced it with the original one, so when you passed away, I inherited the Triforce.I pop out of your cake and snag the Triforce, tasking a slice with me as I run off.