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Steal the Triforce!

SpiteChaotic

The lazy Chaos Bringer
Joined
Mar 25, 2015
Teleports in next to shiro. Looking at him with a blue glowing eye. I slam him into the wall with a wave of my hand. I then take the real triforce and proceed to repeatedly slam Shiro into all of his possessions and food destroying everything. Even the ice cream, pizza and twinkies.
 

DekuNut

I play my drum for you
Joined
Jan 30, 2011
Location
Tangent Universe
NO! NOT THE TWINKIES!
Shiro, care to form a superhero team based around taking revenge on Spite for destroying Twinkies? Anyone else can join too if they want.
 

Jirohnagi

Braava Braava
Joined
Feb 18, 2010
Location
Soul Sanctum
Gender
Geosexual
I don't much care for twinkies, but the Pizza is unforgivable

builds a time machine and goes to the past destroying and inflicting death upon spites entire timeline, obtaining the triforce as an after thought, i use the triforce to wish for spite unending sufferance and impossibility to claim the triforce unless they are dressed in the most embarrassing thing ever.
 

Jirohnagi

Braava Braava
Joined
Feb 18, 2010
Location
Soul Sanctum
Gender
Geosexual
ARGH THE HORROR eyes literally melt out of skull


Regrow eyes using the Triforce which i had hidden while Deku ran off with the fake, him not noticing because he became a horrible bad singing canadian with not taste in anything.
 

SpiteChaotic

The lazy Chaos Bringer
Joined
Mar 25, 2015
Spite dresses as maid guy and gains all of his strengths. Having thirty seven senses and being hilariously dressed as a maid. Holding a large automatic chain gun I go into BESTZDERS. Literaly slaughtering any being in my way and destroying every inch of area till only blood and rubble remained leaving an undamaged triforce floating.
 

Jirohnagi

Braava Braava
Joined
Feb 18, 2010
Location
Soul Sanctum
Gender
Geosexual
well crap i didn't see that happening T.T

Goes godfather on Spite and starts up the automatic Horsehead throwing machine, knocking spite out and replacing his head for a horse's head, i then wish for immortality and the Triforce disintegrates to be found elsewhere.

YAY IMMORTAL MOTHERLOVING GOATS, next time i find it i will wish for infinite cheese and nachos
 

DekuNut

I play my drum for you
Joined
Jan 30, 2011
Location
Tangent Universe
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I support this line of thought.
Even so, I keep hinting it myself, tracking it down to the temple from the opening of the first Indiana Jones
 

Jirohnagi

Braava Braava
Joined
Feb 18, 2010
Location
Soul Sanctum
Gender
Geosexual
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I support this line of thought.
Even so, I keep hinting it myself, tracking it down to the temple from the opening of the first Indiana Jones

Hinting works not in these fabled halls to succeed at this you must be blunt and obtuse is a truth ^^

Throws Dekunut into a pit full of ropes and redeads.

HAVE FUN
 

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