Steal the Triforce!

[Mido]

Utilizing the sword and shield that Shiro motivated me to retrieve, I somehow plunge the used toilet with said materials, and obtain the Triumph Forks. The Triforce smells kind of funny....

 

[Jirohnagi]

face falls Dammit i held possession for 2 days T.T

Beats Mido over the head with the smelly shield

reclaims triforce and feeds it to the oversized pig of Outset

 

[DekuNut]

*Picks up the pig*
I now have the Triforce...
I guess...

 

[Jirohnagi]

*kidnaps the pig and reclaims the triforce*

 

[DekuNut]

Wrong pig man! I used the other pig to make bacon. Three strips in specific: The Tri-Bacon of Power, the Tri-Bacon of Wisdom, and the Tri-Bacon of Courage.

 

[Jirohnagi]

stares at the triforce in my hand

Wait did you just create an entirely new bacon based power?

If so MINE

Shanks Deku in the leg and runs off with the glorious baconforce

 

[AzureCobra]

*sigh* This is actually one of the few times we actually need Communism. Keeps the capitalist pigs off of each other.... and the people.



Shatters both the bacon force and the Triforce into hundreds of little pieces and evenly distributes them to everyone.

 

[Night Owl]

The people complain that they have no power since the triforce has no real power when not whole. The people are starving so I offer to trade them food for the triforce pieces. Acquiring the Triforce in a capitalist grab for power.

 

[AzureCobra]

I use my glorious Red Army to crush the people and obtain all the Triforce pieces and reunite them. I now have more power than ever.




#Communism4ya

 

[DekuNut]

I just keep eating the bacon-force bits I have, which the Triforce is still in

 

[AzureCobra]

My Red Army minions pick up the baconforce bits and add them to the triforce.

 

[DekuNut]

Still questioning how you smashed bacon and an all-powerful artifact with a simple hammer, I bite at the Red Army members until they return my bacon.
Nobody takes my bacon.

 

[AzureCobra]

The Red Army soldiers push DekuNut back and aim their rifles at him. "Cease and desist or we will engage fire." They warn.

 

[DekuNut]

I hire a tire named Robert to explode the red army's heads, and, as Robert does his job, I simply walk in and take the Triforce.

 

[AzureCobra]

A red army Sniper guns down Robert as reinforcements surround Deku and procure the Triforce.