Steal the Triforce!

[DekuNut]

To beat you out, I travel through the gate of time, going back thousands of years. This is where I take the Triforce from.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Casually backhands Dekunut into oblivion which is inexplicably following me around I then steal the triforce it regurgitates and the sell it on EBAY

 

[DekuNut]

Wait, you sold it on Ebay?
I guess I'll bid then.
$10

 

[Mido]

Bids $10.01 for the Triforce

 

[Triforce King]

I bid $12.50 for the Triforce

 

[DekuNut]

$15 on the Triforce

 

[Triforce King]

$16 on the Triforce

 

[DekuNut]

$16.99

 

[Triforce King]

$17.00

 

[DekuNut]

$17.01

 

[Triforce King]

$17.02

 

[DekuNut]

$17.03

 

[Triforce King]

$17.04

 

[DekuNut]

$17.05

 

[Jirohnagi]

Sells the "triforce" to Dekunut for $17.15

Puts Triforce on ebay for $20