Steal the Triforce!

[Kylo Ken]

I ask you politely and you give me the triforce.

 

[Triforce King]

I ask politely for it back, and then you gave me back the Triforce

 

[Lozjam]

I use an extremely realistic android to seduce you. While you are sleeping with her, I sneak in and take the Triforce for myself.

 

[ectoBiologist]

I reprogram the same android you used to return to you. While you are busy being distracted by her, a bomb explodes from within the android. I return to the site and take the Triforce from the rubble.

 

[Kylo Ken]

I get to one creature from "Species" to seduce you, then once it had offspring and taken over the world, I simply walk up and pick it up, because the species doesn't know its powa!

 

[Zelda18]

I stab you in the heart with a dagger, ripping the triforce out of your hand.

 

[Triforce King]

You then started running my way with the triforce in your hand, after you killed Kenshin. Then I lift my leg up tripping you in the process. Now I got it!

Revenge is sweet!^^

 

[Zelda18]

before you run off, I grab your ankle yanking you down. I get up, dusting myself off, take the triforce, and walk away.

 

[ectoBiologist]

In reality, I had secretly hid away the real Triforce, and let Kenshin take a decoy. You all have been fighting over a fake this whole time! I return to the hiding place of the real Triforce and take it.

 

[Zelda18]

I examine the Triforce very closely, and notice that...IT'S A FAKE!!! *gasp* I look over at Toxie, and realize YOU HAVE GOT THE REAL ONE!! I whip out my sword, and Spin Attack you to the ground. "MIIIIIINE!!!!!" I scream as I take the real Triforce from you. I then run off to my secret lair, hugging the Triforce. "My preciousssss..."

 

[Lozjam]

I examine the Triforce very closely, and notice that...IT'S A FAKE!!! *gasp* I look over at Toxie, and realize YOU HAVE GOT THE REAL ONE!! I whip out my sword, and Spin Attack you to the ground. "MIIIIIINE!!!!!" I scream as I take the real Triforce from you. I then run off to my secret lair, hugging the Triforce. "My preciousssss..."

You are in your layer for over a decade, alone. You have gone crazy from the power of the triforce. One day, I visit the cave, and I see you have dropped it. I pick it up, and then challenge you in a game of riddles. I win, then I use the triforce to become invisible and I dash out of there. I then take it to my castle, and I lock it in a bullet proof safe guarded by 5 dark nuts, 3 redeads, 1 gibdo, 2 armos statues, and 4 phantom Ganondorfs.

 

[Zelda18]

I throw a tantrum, running out of lair screaming "We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Lozjam. Wicked, tricksy, false! AAAAAAAAAhh!!!!" I go full berserk mode, destroying all your guards, and ripping through the bulletproof safe. I take the Triforce. I de-Hulk as I have the Triforce in my possession.

 

[Kylo Ken]

You realize you were a ghost, and that the little boy was talking about you the whole time. In your dramtic realization, I take the triforce.

 

[ectoBiologist]

That little boy grows up to be a traumatized physcopath, because no one believed he was talking to a ghost. He one day snaps and robs a bank. He goes into hiding, and I get tasked to hunt him down. When I find him, I make a deal. I won't tell where he is, if he goes and kills you. He assassinates you, and brings back the Triforce as proof.

 

[Zelda18]

I have calmed down, and stopped being Gollum now. I exit the piece of pottery I am standing behind, watching you from. I simply take the TriForce out of your hands as I walk by. ^^