Zelda64
The Knight of the Wind
- Joined
- Jul 3, 2010
- Location
- Somewhere.
Spirit Tracks: Abridged
Chapter 1
It was the day of Link’s final engineering exam. It was a few minutes before Link had to leave that he was hearing the legend of his great grandfather told by his old uncle, Nico.
Niko: And that was when…hey! I said no sleeping during the story!
Link: *wakes up* Ugh…but your story was boring! I like the one where the pirate girl turns into the hot princess.
Niko: The one where I gave your great grandfather a gift for going through an obstacle course? Yeah, I like that one better too. But the one with the cowardly ship captain is funnier to tell because he is a coward!
Link: But it is soooo boring! I mean, what is the big deal with a stupid hourglass that kept you alive in a temple that didn’t exist!
Niko: That’s the same question I asked you I mean your great grandfather.
Alfonzo: *bursts in* Link! It’s time to go!
Link: Ok I’ll be there in a second.
Niko: *after Alfonzo leaves* Link, since I’m so randomly giving out presents, here is a sword. *hands a sword to Link*
Link: Thanks old man. *leaves*
Niko: *as Link is leaving* THE NAME IS NIKO!!!
*Later on the tracks*
Alfonzo: Link! Go backwards or else we’ll crash!
Link: Going backwards…hey we’re at Hyrule Castle Town! See ya at the ceremony Alf!
Alfonzo: That kid has a nickname for everyone I swear he does.
Later at the ceremony
Zelda: I now declare this young gentleman a Royal Engineer!
Chancellor Cole: Hmm…he looks kinda cute.
Zelda: What did I tell you about being gay in public?
Cole: Not to do it?
Zelda: Yes. So don’t do it.
Link: Now can I marry you?
Zelda: No…but I want to see you in my room.
Link: Ok.
After sneaking into Zelda’s room
Zelda: Link there is a problem.
Link: What would that be? Do you need me with you at all times?
Zelda: No you perv the tracks are disappearing!
Link: And if all of them disappear?
Zelda: Something bad happens. So I need you to help me sneak out of the castle to your train.
Link: Where will we go?
Zelda: The tower that you probably saw on the way here.
Link: What? I didn’t see a tower.
Zelda: Right…anyways let’s go.
After easily sneaking to the courtyard…
Link: What do we do now?
Zelda: Change into these clothes. I won’t look.
After Link changed…
Zelda: Now go talk to him while I sneak by.
Link: Hey other recruit! What’s up?
Recruit: Umm nothing. Don’t tell anyone, but I think the princess is ugly.
Link: *Gets pissed off* Well you know what I think?
[Censored]
Link: *goes over to Zelda* Did you see that?
Zelda: Yes. You didn’t have to kill him and cut his heart open.
Link: Oh…ok.*feels ashamed of himself*
Zelda: For this guard throw a rock where he isn’t looking then sneak out of the courtyard with me.
At the train station
Alfonzo: WHAAAAT?! The tracks are disappearing? Well, that explains why the tracks are gone now.
Zelda: Great, that means we’ll have to go on foot.
Later on Hyrule Field
Link: We’re almost there…
Cole: *appears* Not so fast cute boy! My assistant and I have broken the tower!
Zelda: * sees the tower broken* Why didn’t I see earlier?
Alfonzo: AHH! It’s the gay person! Run away! *Faints*
Byrne: Ugh…Cole I think you’re the sidekick.
Cole: Yeah…you’re right. Anyways, you’re just the person I was looking for Zelda. *shoots lighting at Zelda and gets her soul out of her body*
Zelda: My body!
Cole: So long, suckers! *Disappears*
Chapter 1
It was the day of Link’s final engineering exam. It was a few minutes before Link had to leave that he was hearing the legend of his great grandfather told by his old uncle, Nico.
Niko: And that was when…hey! I said no sleeping during the story!
Link: *wakes up* Ugh…but your story was boring! I like the one where the pirate girl turns into the hot princess.
Niko: The one where I gave your great grandfather a gift for going through an obstacle course? Yeah, I like that one better too. But the one with the cowardly ship captain is funnier to tell because he is a coward!
Link: But it is soooo boring! I mean, what is the big deal with a stupid hourglass that kept you alive in a temple that didn’t exist!
Niko: That’s the same question I asked you I mean your great grandfather.
Alfonzo: *bursts in* Link! It’s time to go!
Link: Ok I’ll be there in a second.
Niko: *after Alfonzo leaves* Link, since I’m so randomly giving out presents, here is a sword. *hands a sword to Link*
Link: Thanks old man. *leaves*
Niko: *as Link is leaving* THE NAME IS NIKO!!!
*Later on the tracks*
Alfonzo: Link! Go backwards or else we’ll crash!
Link: Going backwards…hey we’re at Hyrule Castle Town! See ya at the ceremony Alf!
Alfonzo: That kid has a nickname for everyone I swear he does.
Later at the ceremony
Zelda: I now declare this young gentleman a Royal Engineer!
Chancellor Cole: Hmm…he looks kinda cute.
Zelda: What did I tell you about being gay in public?
Cole: Not to do it?
Zelda: Yes. So don’t do it.
Link: Now can I marry you?
Zelda: No…but I want to see you in my room.
Link: Ok.
After sneaking into Zelda’s room
Zelda: Link there is a problem.
Link: What would that be? Do you need me with you at all times?
Zelda: No you perv the tracks are disappearing!
Link: And if all of them disappear?
Zelda: Something bad happens. So I need you to help me sneak out of the castle to your train.
Link: Where will we go?
Zelda: The tower that you probably saw on the way here.
Link: What? I didn’t see a tower.
Zelda: Right…anyways let’s go.
After easily sneaking to the courtyard…
Link: What do we do now?
Zelda: Change into these clothes. I won’t look.
After Link changed…
Zelda: Now go talk to him while I sneak by.
Link: Hey other recruit! What’s up?
Recruit: Umm nothing. Don’t tell anyone, but I think the princess is ugly.
Link: *Gets pissed off* Well you know what I think?
[Censored]
Link: *goes over to Zelda* Did you see that?
Zelda: Yes. You didn’t have to kill him and cut his heart open.
Link: Oh…ok.*feels ashamed of himself*
Zelda: For this guard throw a rock where he isn’t looking then sneak out of the courtyard with me.
At the train station
Alfonzo: WHAAAAT?! The tracks are disappearing? Well, that explains why the tracks are gone now.
Zelda: Great, that means we’ll have to go on foot.
Later on Hyrule Field
Link: We’re almost there…
Cole: *appears* Not so fast cute boy! My assistant and I have broken the tower!
Zelda: * sees the tower broken* Why didn’t I see earlier?
Alfonzo: AHH! It’s the gay person! Run away! *Faints*
Byrne: Ugh…Cole I think you’re the sidekick.
Cole: Yeah…you’re right. Anyways, you’re just the person I was looking for Zelda. *shoots lighting at Zelda and gets her soul out of her body*
Zelda: My body!
Cole: So long, suckers! *Disappears*