Sorry I'm late boss, on the way here some brown and black hand tried to come and grab me. Unfortunately, it managed to do so and it took me all the way back to my house!
Sorry I'm late boss... I was tied up in the basement of an abandoned warehouse while a guy in tights tried to punch a short bald guy who dresses weird.
Sorry I'm late, boss, but I saw a tasty cheesecake in the middle of the road. I walked towards it and then some weird guy came up and took it, and I was chasing it and by the time I caught the guy, I found out the cheesecake was rubber.
Sorry I'm late boss, but I was watching Facing the Giants and eating tacos (bit of an inside joke from my old church youth group, where we'd constantly give the youth minister that suggestion when he asked "What do you want to do?" because when we first did that, the movie sucked, and the tacos didn't taste that great).
Sorry I'm late boss, I fell asleep at the wheel, and when I woke up, I had driven from World 1-1 all the way through D-4, instead of stopping at 3-2 like normal.