athenian200
Circumspect
- Joined
- Jan 31, 2010
I hate the world for allowing the disgusting, unreasonable, demented programmer who created this atrocity to be born.
I have completely had it with this boss... it feels like I have no control whatsoever. I know that I have to stop the rocks with the Sand Wand and use the launchers to hit him. But there are too many obstacles. The first is that you have to move so that the next boulder doesn't obliterate the one you just pulled out. The second is that the controls are very finicky, and half the time the boulder will go in the opposite direction of the one you expect... In fact for me, it feels as though the boulder always goes UP towards Skeldrich instead of DOWN, despite sweeping the stylus DOWN. The final one is that even if you manage to get it into position, you have to endure several attacks just standing there, because it takes too long to use the Sand Wand to position the boulder.
:cry: :cry: :cry:
I'm just so far beyond frustrated right now. Even the Temple of the Ocean King, at it's worst, did not frustrate me this much, because I knew that it COULD be done, it was just very discouraging. This battle is so messy that I'm not sure I can do it. I'm half afraid that my touchscreen is malfunctioning, or something. It feels like the boulder moves randomly, or too slowly. I just don't see any way I can do this. I've cried and screamed so much that my throat is sore, my face is red, my stylus is bent (though I have a spare, thankfully), and I've probably blackened my soul with every possible curse known to man.
It's not fair... I worked so hard to be able to beat all the games, and now it looks like I'm going to be stopped by a stupid, sloppy control scheme that moves boulders too slowly and in random directions.
How am I supposed to get past this? It's impossible!
I have completely had it with this boss... it feels like I have no control whatsoever. I know that I have to stop the rocks with the Sand Wand and use the launchers to hit him. But there are too many obstacles. The first is that you have to move so that the next boulder doesn't obliterate the one you just pulled out. The second is that the controls are very finicky, and half the time the boulder will go in the opposite direction of the one you expect... In fact for me, it feels as though the boulder always goes UP towards Skeldrich instead of DOWN, despite sweeping the stylus DOWN. The final one is that even if you manage to get it into position, you have to endure several attacks just standing there, because it takes too long to use the Sand Wand to position the boulder.
:cry: :cry: :cry:
I'm just so far beyond frustrated right now. Even the Temple of the Ocean King, at it's worst, did not frustrate me this much, because I knew that it COULD be done, it was just very discouraging. This battle is so messy that I'm not sure I can do it. I'm half afraid that my touchscreen is malfunctioning, or something. It feels like the boulder moves randomly, or too slowly. I just don't see any way I can do this. I've cried and screamed so much that my throat is sore, my face is red, my stylus is bent (though I have a spare, thankfully), and I've probably blackened my soul with every possible curse known to man.
It's not fair... I worked so hard to be able to beat all the games, and now it looks like I'm going to be stopped by a stupid, sloppy control scheme that moves boulders too slowly and in random directions.
How am I supposed to get past this? It's impossible!