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No, seriously. What is the deal with this game? I mean, I appreciate its ability to fix PH's flaws and become something worth playing, but the story elements have me totally baffled.
For the first thing, let's consider our wonderful villain. What we have is somebody who long ago was sealed away after the kingdom of Hyrule stopped his reign of evil. Now, however, he's using the advisor to the Royal Family as a puppet to conquer Hyrule. After his plans has been frustrated, the advisor is revealed to be a puppet of a demon king who resembles a large blue pig. He takes the unconscious body of Princess Zelda and uses it as a puppet, which attacks Link. After his defeat, Zelda is saved, and peace returns to Hyrule.
Sound familiar?
Next, we have the game's Macguffins. These are golden triangles that grant the power to repel evil, and they must be brought together to save the world. We also have six mystic people, along with Princess Zelda, who have the power to seal away great evil. At the end of the game, these people, save Zelda, disappear as spirits, waiting to be reincarnated.
Isn't this all sounding a bit familiar? Well, yes, it does. This isn't exactly a coincidence: Nintendo has decided that in order to satisfy their hardcore fans, they'll replace everything from Hyrule with a bunch of people who are functionally identical to the old stuff, down to even superficial appearances, but give them different names. Because as we all know, the reason we're tired of Ganondorf is because of his detailed backstory, strong motivation, incredible history with Hyrule. But of course, we all just love having giant blue pigs who run around kidnapping Zelda and calling themselves the Demon King! No, we'll never get tired of that!
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In case you didn't notice, I was being sarcastic there.
Seriously, who really cares about having the exact same plot patterns and macguffins every game? Nobody likes having repetitive scenarios in and of themselves- it's their connection to Hyrule's storied lore that makes Hyrule and its setting so compelling. So, then, WHY THE **** ARE THEY GETTING RID OF THAT, AND KEEPING THE EXACT SAME LAME PLOT POINTS? IT'S JUST STUPID!
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH
For the first thing, let's consider our wonderful villain. What we have is somebody who long ago was sealed away after the kingdom of Hyrule stopped his reign of evil. Now, however, he's using the advisor to the Royal Family as a puppet to conquer Hyrule. After his plans has been frustrated, the advisor is revealed to be a puppet of a demon king who resembles a large blue pig. He takes the unconscious body of Princess Zelda and uses it as a puppet, which attacks Link. After his defeat, Zelda is saved, and peace returns to Hyrule.
Sound familiar?
Next, we have the game's Macguffins. These are golden triangles that grant the power to repel evil, and they must be brought together to save the world. We also have six mystic people, along with Princess Zelda, who have the power to seal away great evil. At the end of the game, these people, save Zelda, disappear as spirits, waiting to be reincarnated.
Isn't this all sounding a bit familiar? Well, yes, it does. This isn't exactly a coincidence: Nintendo has decided that in order to satisfy their hardcore fans, they'll replace everything from Hyrule with a bunch of people who are functionally identical to the old stuff, down to even superficial appearances, but give them different names. Because as we all know, the reason we're tired of Ganondorf is because of his detailed backstory, strong motivation, incredible history with Hyrule. But of course, we all just love having giant blue pigs who run around kidnapping Zelda and calling themselves the Demon King! No, we'll never get tired of that!
...
In case you didn't notice, I was being sarcastic there.
Seriously, who really cares about having the exact same plot patterns and macguffins every game? Nobody likes having repetitive scenarios in and of themselves- it's their connection to Hyrule's storied lore that makes Hyrule and its setting so compelling. So, then, WHY THE **** ARE THEY GETTING RID OF THAT, AND KEEPING THE EXACT SAME LAME PLOT POINTS? IT'S JUST STUPID!
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH
