Red VS Blue - Favorite Quotes

[iDarkLink]

Hello everyone!
This thread will be used for letting everyone know your favorite RvB quotes and characters.
Say whatever you want from RvB and make some people's day! =)
So I'll start this off with my favorite quotes from each of the 10 seasons!

1: You ever wonder why we're here?

2: Code word: Dirtbag! *beep* *melees Grif*

3: That was the long version! The short version is.. We're boned!

4: That's a cow skull! I kill about 10 of those things every time I eat lunch!

5: She's not dead! She's just naked!

6: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.

7: I am not a thing! My name is Leonard Church, and you will fear my laser face!

8: Protect me cone!

9: Maybe I was just early for the next one... Meateor.

10: That's it, I'm doin' it.. BOW CHICKA BOW WO-- *shot at* --WOAH SAME TEAMS SAME TEAMS!


Now it's your turn! Reply your favorite quotes from each season!
Thanks for participating! =)

Now it's time for my favorite quotes from each main character: Sarge, Simmons, Gif, Church, Caboose, Tucker, Donut, Lopez, and Tex!

Sarge: "I've got a bo*er for murder!

Simmons: Suck it blue!

Grif: I would just like to let everyone know.. That I suck.. And that I'm a girl.. And I like ribbons in my hair.. And I want to kiss all the boys.

Church: You will fear my laser face!

Caboose: Hey chicka bum bum.

Tucker: Bow chicka bow wow!

Donut: It's not pink, it's lightish red!

Lopez: I am a magic robot.

Tex: You mean to tell me thatvI'm only gone a FEW WEEKS.. AND YOU GET YOURSELF A NEW GIRL?!


Add your favorite character quotes in your reply too!

 

[Spirit]

???: The last time i saw him he was running across a field screaming bloody murder.
????: *running across a field* BLOODY MURDER!


???: Arrrr I be havin' a southern accent.

 

[octorok74]

Dang it. I haven't watched the Blood Gulch Chronicles in a while so I have to rewatch them. Luckily, I own all of the DVDs twice over. I'm post mine after I rewatch. Such a good thread. And you spelled Leonard wrong in Season 7's quote. It is spelled how I spelled it.

 

[iDarkLink]

I listen to RvB every night. It never gets old! I also own all the sounds from the soundtracks of seasons 8-10 from iTunes! I also have a Grifball shirt, 5 RvB buttons, and 2 RvB dvds!

 

[Curmudgeon]

"That exactly it, private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero. We're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float. And Simmons here is in charge of confetti!" -Sarge


Sarge: Hey Simmons, what's the name of that Mexican lizard? Eats all the goats.

Simmons: Uh, that would be the chupacabra, sir.

Sarge: Hey Grif, Chupathingy! How about that? I like it. Gotta ring to it.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Haven't watched it in EONS, but I do remember a few I LOVED xD

like:

"He was screaming bloody murder" - "bloody murder! bloody murder!"

"AND IF SEE YOU, BEFORE YOU SEE ME..... look out"

"the...chupa-thingy"

"QUIT MAKING UP ANIMALS"

"I'm a Pacifist."
"you're a thing that babies suck on"
"no dude, that's a pedophile"
"I think he means a pacifier"

 

[The Joker]

Tucker: CHURCH! WAIT! I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU! [runs to Chruch and Tex from Blue base] [panting] I just wanted to say I've got a hard-line Tex could use. Bow chicka bow wow!
Church: What--- How did you even hear that from over there?
Tucker: Pft, I'm like Superman: I know when I'm needed.

Tucker: [giving advice to his alien son] The point is, you're on your own now, and I don't have enough time to tell you everything you need to know. So here's a few brief pointers: invest in real estate. There's no such thing as a permanent record. Always eat breakfast. All the girls on the internet are actually dudes. And you should never, ever, buy the extended warranty on anything. EVER. Also, chicks like it when you tell them they're pretty, but they also like it when you're kind of a **** to them. So mix it up a little.



Tex: Look down there: you can see them plotting.
Church: Maybe they're scheming?
Tex: No,definitely plotting. Scheming looks different.



Grif: Up yours...
Sarge: What was that?
Grif: Up yours SIR!
Sarge: That's better.

 

[iDarkLink]

Tucker: CHURCH! WAIT! I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU! [runs to Chruch and Tex from Blue base] [panting] I just wanted to say I've got a hard-line Tex could use. Bow chicka bow wow!
Church: What--- How did you even hear that from over there?
Tucker: Pft, I'm like Superman: I know when I'm needed.

When I first watched that part, I laughed so hard for 5 minutes XD

 

[Cfrock]

Doc: I believe a non-violent approach would be best.

O'Malley: I agree, except replace the word "non" with "extremely"! And after the word "violent", include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire"!