"He probably wants to trick me into some deal to get a cheaper electronic, or to liberate all our women by teaching them to wear pants." -Japan (Hetalia)
There's a student at my school, lets call him Bob. Who is using crutches even though he no longer needs them.
In fact, just to check, I went up and asked him...
Me: Do you even need your crutches?
Bob: *Mumbling as he walks away* Do you even need your legs ...?