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Blue Canary

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Right Behind You
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"This room smells like the back of a bait shop."
I actually said that awhile ago, but I couldn't think of anything recent.
 

Sirmat

*Blank* fears me.
Joined
Jul 13, 2012
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*Insert place here*
''If you are really bad, you get exploded from school.''

- From a book about student spelling mistakes photocopied straight from their work books.
 

penguinboy82

Nature's troll
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Mar 17, 2010
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Pacific Northwest
"Did you know space is black because it's actually made of oil?"
-my science teacher, sarcastically talking to the students
"Dude I never knew space was actually oil before"
-a student in my science class, completely serious, the next day
 

Sirmat

*Blank* fears me.
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*Insert place here*
My younger sister, my mum and I where watching a kids program about arts and craft. The host motioned the so-called "Doodle Draws", which contain the materials for the current craft project on the show. Using our extreme maturate-ness, my mum and I went through the obvious jokes (Wanna see my doodle draw, He sure has a lot of doodle draws, e.t.c). Anyway, some time later in the show the Host mentioned that "This is a great box to put your bits and bobs is" or something to that effect. All my mum and I did was look at each other, not saying anything.

So long story short, I hope the word 'Doodle' has the same type of double meaning as the one I know. Because otherwise this story isn't funny.
 
I was playing Fire Emblem Awakening a while ago and got to the point where you find out that
Lucina is Chrom's future daughter. When Lucina went to prove this to Chrom and her mother (Sully in my game), this happened:

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This sparked ten minutes of my friends and me randomly shouting MY BRAND.
 

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CynicalSquid

Swag Master General
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The End
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Apache Helicopter
Jon: Technically the ballsack is a bunch of different little parts.
Arin: *Singing* You got the sack part. You got the ball part. You got the little cords that connect all the balls and the pieces.
Jon: That's called a vas deferens
Arin: *Singing* Everything that goes into my brain
Jon: Those cords are called the vas deferens.
Arin: *Singing* I believe in you. I believe in the main. Everything you do is good and I like the way you talk
Jon: If you...
Arin: *Singing* but every time I go to the store I take a walk.
Jon: *Laughing*
Arin: Down the road! Where there's criminals. I get jumped!
Jon: Tutorial. Today's tutorial ba-na-na-na How can you get people to stop respecting you. Well *Laughs* Start a let's play channel. Next time on Game Grumps!
Arin: Did you ******* scream right into the mic?
Jon: I will scream! I'll do what I ******* want!
Arin: Stop
 

Blue Canary

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"I just wanna go home, curl up into a ball, and think about all the bad desicions I have made today.

Which is only one."

My brother said this today. The "Bad Desicions" is drinking an entire 2-Litre of Mountain Dew.
 

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