• Welcome to ZD Forums! You must create an account and log in to see and participate in the Shoutbox chat on this main index page.

Random Moments from Anything and Everything

Dragoncat

Twilit wildcat: Aerofelis
My sister: YES! I would like to use Strength! I WOULD LOVE TO USE STRENGTH!!
Pokeymons I'm assuming?

Me playing SSBB today, I was Link, Ike was on my team, I was fighting Meta Knight and Zelda, who were randomly picked:

(I get hit by some sort of magic blast, it looks like it's coming from Zelda) "Quit throwing dark magic at me you're not Midna!"
(I fall on the spikes) "Damnit right in the manhood!"
"I'm gonna put a sword up your you know where!"
 

onebizarrekai

gay energy
Joined
Feb 28, 2010
Location
New York
Gender
Agender
Yep it was Pokemon.

Link: I'm going to be forever half?
Dark Link: Unless you want to be whole again~
Link: OH DIN NO!!! (runs for his life)

O______o

(A scene from my Bizarre Saga o_o)
 
*My dad talking with me about my baby-hood*

Dad- You started walking early. I tried to get your mom to come see you walk, but she was "busy".

Ocarina- Didn't I start talking early too?

Dad- Yup. Do you remember your first words?

Ocarina- No

Dad- *points to himself*

Ocarina- (sarcastically) My first words were A-hole?

Dad- *laughs* That's not funny:lol:
 

onebizarrekai

gay energy
Joined
Feb 28, 2010
Location
New York
Gender
Agender
Me: You know how the villains always have their evil laughs and stuff? Ghirahim's laugh is all like--

My sister: KYLIE, I am well aware of your obsession with Ghirahim!

Me: I am not obsessed with him!

My sister: Yes you are.

Me: All right, maybe a LITTLE.

(Today at lunch XD)
 

Dragoncat

Twilit wildcat: Aerofelis
Cousin's wife: (insert cousin's name here) does housework while I'm gone, but he doesn't always do it right. Like one time I found my flannel nightgown hung up with my dresses. He seriously thinks I would wear that in public?

Me: At least he didn't put it in your underwear drawer.

----

Me: *playing hungry hungry hippos with little 2nd cousin* Maybe your daddy will play a game with you.

Little 2nd cousin: I don't let him play this game, he's not good at it.

---

(Two scenes from the most recent family barbecue. Yes, the "bad at hungry hungry hippos" and "laundry challenged" are the same person xD)
 

onebizarrekai

gay energy
Joined
Feb 28, 2010
Location
New York
Gender
Agender
You know, the funny thing about this thread is that rather than random moments from everything, it's random and hilarious moments from people's lives XD

---

My sister: I need to focus on the cake!

Me: But all you're doing is stirring the batter…

My sister: I need to make sure it doesn't curdle! I don't even know what curdle means but I need to prevent it from becoming angry!
 
Joined
Nov 24, 2012
Location
Probably roleplaying
(Me talkign to my enemy yesterday as I left teh Ren Faire site)

Enemy: Bye...
Me: MLEH.
Enemy: I'll see you tomorrow.
Mono: MLEH YOU! Less than colon left-bracket!
Enemy:...You're making no sense, as usual.
Mono: WRITE IT DOWN!!! MLEH!

Later:

Me: Hating someone is very tiring...
Friend: Why do you keep saying that?
Me: Because it's true!
 

Dragoncat

Twilit wildcat: Aerofelis
You know, the funny thing about this thread is that rather than random moments from everything, it's random and hilarious moments from people's lives XD
I am here to fix that!

Your Mom Joke Fight
Pipit: Your mom's so ugly, she went into a haunted house and they gave her a job application.

Leo: Your mom's so old, she farts dust.

Cerai: That explains her house...

Groose: HAHA! BURN!

Leo: Yay I win!

Pipit: You...Okay you win -_-
 

onebizarrekai

gay energy
Joined
Feb 28, 2010
Location
New York
Gender
Agender
Er, random Zelda thing. Dark as in Dark Link XD

Dark suddenly dropped from the sky, and would’ve crushed Mido if he didn’t move. “Hey guys! What’s up?”

“How the heck did you just do that?” Saria asked, looking up at the sky.

“By the power of dark magic, I taught a rabbit how to understand human language, turn into people and turn into wings. Awesome, right?”


“What in the heck?”

“Yep! I couldn’t think of anything to name him, so I named him What In The Heck or With for short.”

Navi groaned. “Talk about uncreative.”

If you get this, you get a virtual cookie.
 

Dragoncat

Twilit wildcat: Aerofelis
(Death Note does sound awesome. Never got into it because I'm not a big anime/manga person. But love the concept, and a badarse death god who eats apples xD)

"So I heard you took Jose to the spa, Peanut."
"He put me in the vegetable steamer."
"It's the same thing! It gets hot then it sizzles then it goes ding!"

Jeff Dunham(comedian) and the puppets "Jose the Jalapeno on a Stick" and "Peanut" :lol:
 

onebizarrekai

gay energy
Joined
Feb 28, 2010
Location
New York
Gender
Agender
A possible scene in The Bizarre Saga: Skyward Sword. When I actually get there.

“Good job, Link! I’ve taught you well!” Sali said, giving Link a thumbs-up. She walked over to Groose and grabbed the collar of his tunic. “NOW WHAT DID YOU DO WITH LINK’S BIRD, GASTON?!”

“It’s Groose!” Groose yelled.

“SAME DIFF!”
 

Dragoncat

Twilit wildcat: Aerofelis
(Is Sali an OC of yours? LOL, whoever she is, she needs to lay off the Beauty and the Beast xD)
---
Leo: *to Link* Dude. You look like you just saw a ghost, what happened?

Link: I think I had another prophecy dream last night...

Leo: And?

Link: The moon had a face on it and it was going to fall out of the sky and crush the world in three days.

Leo: ...What the hell did you eat before you went to bed?

Link: Pretty sure it was a prophecy...the good news is it's not going to happen for 5 thousand years.

Cerai: *walks up, shaking her head* Last week you said you dreamt you turned into a wolf and that was a prophecy. So either you're eating something funny every night, or the gods are. I think pork rinds can do that, you been eating those?

Zelda: As crazy as it sounds, I believe him.

Link: Thank you!

Cerai: ...Well if it's true, we don't have to worry about it, none of us are gonna be alive in 5 thousand years. But I would pay to see Groose's reaction-

Groose: My reaction? You would be running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

Cerai: And you would stand there and pee your pants and scream like a baby.

Link: *facepalm* Thanks for taking me seriously, guys. I appreciate it...

(Tieing SS to MM and TP like a boss...)
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Top Bottom