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Siniru

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“He likes her."

"Yuri, no!" Vik said.

Yuri turned redder, confirming it.

"Yuri, come on, man," Tom cried.

Yuri gave a helpless shrug. "Divisions cannot divide human hearts."

"Oh God," Vik cried, clapping hands over his ears. "He's even spouting cheesy lines now. Make him stop, Tom!"

"I can't!" Tom told him. "My ears... They're bleeding. Bleeding!"

"It's a brain hemorrhage! He's murdered us!" Vik said.

"Murderer!" Tom cried, fake collapsing onto the ground.

Yuri shook his head. "This is not very mature.”
― S.J. Kincaid, Insignia


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“Those are some of the most powerful people in the world, and you swamped them in sewage! If you had real friends, they'd have told you that you're an idiot for even thinking about doing that!"

Tom bristled, indignant. "My friends do tell me I'm an idiot. All the time!”
― S.J. Kincaid, Insignia


Karl snickered“You're a spelling bee champ, aren't you, White Fang? How do you spell, 'If I don't learn to speak to my betters with more respect, I'm going to get my face smashed in'?"

Tom laughed, unable to resist. "That one's easy. It's K-A-R-L.”
― S.J. Kincaid, Insignia


Oh look, Boxland.
-Me, playing Minecraft PE
 
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(Me talking with a friend about Pokemon)

Ocarina- So I read somewhere on the internet that people are upset about the new Pokemon games being named after something other than colours.
Patch- What? That's stupid.
Ocarina- Especially when you consider that more of the games aren't named after colours.
Patch- Let's see, there's red, blue, green...
Ocarina- Firered and Leafgreen.
Patch- Yeah, and then Black and White 1 and 2.
Ocarina- While the other games are Gold, Silver, Crystal, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, Heartgold, Soulsilver, and the upcoming X and Y.
Patch- What colours would they even use? They've already used up most of the main ones.
Ocarina- Purple and Orange?
Patch- No, those are Halloween colours.
Ocarina- Well they'd have to resort to pretty obscure colours then.
Patch- Grey and cyan.
Ocarina- Pokemon Beige and Plaid.
Patch- Might as well be Pokemon dull and insignificant.
Ocarina- How about Pokemon 1 and 2 then?
Patch- No, that would cause more complaining. Just Pokemon: the Game.
Ocarina- Pokemon: the Game (y'know the new one).
Patch- And it should have a little asterisk under the title that says "until the next one comes out"
 

onebizarrekai

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"If you don't give me my other eye, I'll make you only have one eye."

A friend holding up my Shadow Link amigurumi who currently only has one eye.

... O____o
 

onebizarrekai

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"I have a strange tendency to like jerks in most media as long as their good-looking."
~Me

(Referring to people like Blue Link and Green from Pokespe)
 

onebizarrekai

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"(Name), my sister has come to the conclusion that you are the Doctor."
-My older sister talking to one of her friends on Facebook
 

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