I was in a google document with a friend helping me write something, then my friend had to leave for a bit. He was gone for about three hours, and I ended up talking to myself in the comments for most of that time. (Note: I was playing Link's Awakening when I started talking to myself)
What follows is my conversation:
(friend's name) left the chat
No, come back!
Well, it looks like it’s just you and me now, me
YES, IT WOULD SEEM THAT WAY
Why are you yelling at me?
I AM USING CAPS LOCK TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN WHICH YOU… ME… US IS TALKING.
SO HOW IS THE GAME GOING?
Just got to Tail Cave.
There’s a weird gray person shaped dent in the wall
Hey, a destructible wall!
But I don’t haz bombs
DESTRUCT IT ANYWAY
SO WHEN DO YOU THINK HE’LL BE BACK?
Oh (profanity), I almost died!
KILL A THING AND EAT ITS HEART
They only give me the gift of money
KILL A BUSH
There aren’t any bushes in a dungeon!
WELL, I’M OUT OF IDEAS
I just got a heart from a stalfos
HOW DOES THAT EVEN
I don’t know
I just got Link to moonwalk!
‘CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER!
Dude, the boss door
Oh God, the Moldorm is on crack now!
RUN LIKE H***
Koifish and I got into a discussion about how translators sometimes mix up l's and r's when translating Japanese. We then proceeded to think of every name of characters, attacks, etc. from various anime and switch those letters around. Some of the highlights of the conversation are:
Rightning Brade (one of my favourites)
Dlagon Barr Z
Gurdo (Ginyu Force)
Lecoome (Ginyu Force)
Bultel (Ginyu Force)
Burbasaur (Only the l was replaced because it sounds funnier. By far the greatest one we came up with. That is now the name of my bulbasaur)