Random Moments from Anything and Everything

[Dragoncat]

Link: I killed a moblin with a crotch shot once.

Leo: Sure you did...and one time I turned into a dog and licked my own balls.

Cerai: I don't think we should be talking to our king that way, but that was epic.

Leo: I responded to his impossible story with one of my own!

(Not from any fanfic, but same head canon. Since Pancake posted that thing from Game Grumps that certain topic is no longer taboo...lol my OCs are awesome.)

 

[onebizarrekai]

Eren: Armin, I’ve come up with our Jaegar theme song after all this time.

Armin: We don’t really need a theme song…

(Eren pulls out an electric guitar connected to an amp in the corner of the room)

Armin: WHAT THE--

Eren: SEID IHR DAS ESSEN? NEIN, WIR SIND DER JÄGER--

Jean: SHUT UP I’M TRYING TO SLEEP!!

Eren: TOO BAD! (continues playing electric guitar) FUMARETA HANA NO NAMAE MO SHIRAZU NI--

(And this, my friends, is part of my attempt at an Attack on Titan parody.)

 

[Dragoncat]

"Oh really? I didn't know you spoke bokoblin."

Fanfic tidbit...Cerai(my OC)to Groose after he spouts some gibberish early in the morning.

 

[pkfroce]

"Why are people attracted to butts? The butt is where poop is excreted." - My Friend

 

[linkypete]

I'm not the school! I'm actually the... FIRST Robotics Competition!

 

[TatlTails]

"You know, I really hate explaining the same things every single time I get a new companion. I should just, make a pamphlet, and every time a new one comes along I'll just give 'em one and say 'Here you go!'."

The Doctor, or rather Dagger AS The Doctor, on new companions.

 

[~Mizuki~]

*clicks on Ampu-Tea*

Markiplier: The objective of this game is so damn British, as an 'merican like me couldn't possibly handle it.

Josie(aka me): *laughs* I quit...

 

[linkypete]

"what happened when the square root of some negative sh*t was squared?"
"sh*t got real."

 

[~Mizuki~]

*After we graded a quiz for science*

Teacher: You do know that some of the answers were written in the back on the board, right?

Some kids: No way!

Me: THE BOARD TROLLED US!!!

 

[Dragoncat]

"Why are people attracted to butts? The butt is where poop is excreted." - My Friend

Literally loled at that.

"What year were you born?"
"1991."
"Was that during the civil war?"

My brother didn't understand much about anything when he was 5...

 

[linkypete]

I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANYTHING ABOVE OUR HOTEL BATHROOM!
NO, PETER! USE THE BATHROOM HERE!

I was at a robotics competition, and my friends were a little bit too concerned about my bowels after I ate about a gallon of soft serve.

 

[Dragoncat]

"Why do people say 'annoying the heck out of so and so'? Heck isnt in anybody..."

My friend.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Nathan’s Mom: Nathan! Go, live on!

Nathan: Mommy!!

(Nathan’s mom gets eaten by Ghirahim Titan)

~-o-~

What is this I don't even…

It's not even technically a thing…

If you don't know who Nathan is, he's one of my Zelda parody (Bizarre Saga) OCs.

 

[linkypete]

Yay! I found a way to make this annoying thing MORE annoying!

(I made a lot of annoying straw reeds.)

 

[Sirmat]

One of my school's teachers: "Harmony Daaaaaaaay"
Me, at a slightly higher pitch: "Harmony Daaaaaaaay"

(From Wikipedia: "Harmony Day is observed on 21 March in Australia. Managed by the Department of Social Services (DSS), Harmony Day is intended to show cohesion and inclusion in Australia and promote a tolerant and culturally diverse society.")