"Did you know space is black because it's actually made of oil?"
-my science teacher, sarcastically talking to the students
"Dude I never knew space was actually oil before"
-a student in my science class, completely serious, the next day
My younger sister, my mum and I where watching a kids program about arts and craft. The host motioned the so-called "Doodle Draws", which contain the materials for the current craft project on the show. Using our extreme maturate-ness, my mum and I went through the obvious jokes (Wanna see my doodle draw, He sure has a lot of doodle draws, e.t.c). Anyway, some time later in the show the Host mentioned that "This is a great box to put your bits and bobs is" or something to that effect. All my mum and I did was look at each other, not saying anything.
So long story short, I hope the word 'Doodle' has the same type of double meaning as the one I know. Because otherwise this story isn't funny.
Jon: Technically the ballsack is a bunch of different little parts.
Arin: *Singing* You got the sack part. You got the ball part. You got the little cords that connect all the balls and the pieces.
Jon: That's called a vas deferens
Arin: *Singing* Everything that goes into my brain
Jon: Those cords are called the vas deferens.
Arin: *Singing* I believe in you. I believe in the main. Everything you do is good and I like the way you talk
Jon: If you...
Arin: *Singing* but every time I go to the store I take a walk.
Arin: Down the road! Where there's criminals. I get jumped!
Jon: Tutorial. Today's tutorial ba-na-na-na How can you get people to stop respecting you. Well *Laughs* Start a let's play channel. Next time on Game Grumps!
Arin: Did you ******* scream right into the mic?
Jon: I will scream! I'll do what I ******* want!