THIS BOKOBLIN STOLE MY HORSE!
LOOK AT HIM, RIDING MY HORSE!
NO ONE STEALS MY HORSE WITHOUT CONSEQUENSES!
They have evolved to ride and tame bears! We are doomed!
I have weird feeling about this... There is something suspicious going on...
Oh, hello. Having hard time spawning, are we?
Why would you sit right way when you can sit backwards while shooting forwards?
Rude!
SO RUDE!
I stole someones head.
We cool, bro
I thought that pond near my house was missing something. It's much better after I put some lively fish in there.
This Octoroc has the cutest tuft of hair ever.
when ur a cat and disgraceful water is towering over ur head
ideal date spot tbh
well, we came from ploymus mountain, and i already showed you the reservoir, so i guess theres only one other place to go
...you ready?
hrm hrm hrrrm
was surprisingly easier to do than the fairy fountain
thanks!
on a scale of 1 to ploymus mountain, how good is this view
when the moon is a two dimensional jpeg
so, uh, horse glitch...
theres no ROOM
he didn't even stay the night im so upset
same, gaddison
laflat swipes right for lynels
lynels disappear for the great fairies but not for goddess statues
ur in the presence of royalty STOP STARING AT ME
apparently i never talked to him after beating vah ruta whoops
keep up the good work, tottika
do tell
id date thunderblight tbh
new compendium picture
sleep my precious child
grace is a good horse
how the **** are you still talking to me dude
?????
when ur healthbar is 80% full and u ded af
WHERE IS THE DAMN DAM, DAMNIT
my fun with that ended when i headed back to the castle to pay my respects to CALAMITY NOTHING and a *defensive* blood moon happened before i got to the castle and it reloaded the game to my last save
how tf did a star fragment land here
when a stalmoblin blocks a guardian's reticle
doing some minimal housekeeping
normal
psst mr lynel, why stop here
photobombed by stalmoblins, as usual
this is all on impulse but the castle town guardians are still delt from when i fought ganon earlier
we depart! to the castle!
def more ganon period than in the coliseum, huh
NOT A BLOOD MOON WHOOO
this ***** wanna cause problems
sadly we got stuck in ganons period along the path to the gatehouse so i was unable to introduce the coliseum lynel to the first gatehouse lynel. they wouldve bonded over being literally the last of their kind because ganon is obsessed with silver lynel eugenics or some ****
also holy **** tcole that picture of nightmare is my new obsession jfc
it recently came to my attention that you can parry bokoblins that are thrown at you
he didnt behave much differently than when they're thrown into water, except that he didnt have to be submerged this time. hm.
ummmm?????
this was amusing. they react so dramatically.
bear vs lynel!!! who will win????
the lynel.
successfully brought it to the thyphlo ruins first try but.... i should have figured the torches wouldn't be blue.
taking cover from the rain on my way to Lurelin
somehow this is enough cover from the rain
woo!
next step was to take it to eventide like this.
so far so good.
it fell off. **********************
so close yet so far...
did better this time. made it past the little lizalfos fort on the water, but then the constant wind in the ocean blew the torch off. there's nothing i can do to prevent that, unfortunately. if i stop to adjust the torch, the raft gets pushed further away from the goal. it's a lose-lose situation. this experiment ended in failure, as well.
it was fun bringing it up here, though. and i even found a korok i missed up there!
gee, i hope you find some soon
i sure hope i dont run into one
leekah unwillingly became my shield
i made it pretty high but this is difficult. i used up about 120 octo balloons. this raft is the same raft from the woodland stable btw, i sailed it all the way down the hylia river.
it occurred to me that i could push this goron guard back by attacking him, but then he wll also attack you back. and you can parry him.
and it looks awesome.
no, im good. clearly.
i wanted to push him into the shrine to see if he'd descend with me but he wouldn't go on it.
the save states from the first time i did this look pretty ****in great
yeah me and my friend here are on it
not even a thank you smh
mils, what the **** are you doing to that poor lynel
and we're back
HIT THE DECK
tbh i'd take him inside but that entry way is too narrow for him to fit around cryonis blocks and under gates. would solve the malice problem if he could fit tho
thats a good place to leave ur ****
fourth attempt, let's go
i open doors for lynels
finally
that turret wanted to be a PROBLEM
here we go, moment of truth
hi
not sure if hes going after me or Kitty (def calling the coliseum lynel Kitty from now on because he's the same colors as sully from monsters inc kek)
this picture is almost on the same level as @Azure Sage's one picture of those cuccos attacking a guardian
killing a lynel and making him watch. he truly is the last of his kind now.
gonna have to detour since i didn't anticipate getting this far and the way to the second gatehouse is blocked
decided to check what his current health was since he did take quite a few shots from guardians. doubtful we'll get much further but yeh
lynels are cats and cats dont like water so he wouldnt go any farther. then he blasted me off the cliff with a fireball and teleported away.
fire.
gotta love those elemental visual effects
@Satan am i cool yet? u-uwu (also love how the sign itself is pointing directly at the lynel)
I succeeded in taking a blue flame from Hateno Village to Kakariko to Hyrule Castle. feels good
i cut through mount lanayru and the lanayru promenade with no trouble except for 3 yiga footsoldiers chasing me at once somehow
ive arrived
brought a present from your sister, impa. now off to hyrule castle!
thanks, paya. she even opened the door for me on the way out, how nice of her
how's THIS for a master torch, yolero?
cooking to restock speed boosts for my trip to the castle.
so far so good
*walked through malice to get here*
**** GO AWAY
protecting the flame from monsters!
tbh this was farther than i ever expected to make it
****
had to take a detour
**** OFF
hey, you're not the princess!
i considered taking it to her study, but i had to get creative
i threw it up here and climbed up after it.
she could have used this for her research. alas, now i try to take it to the big guy, ganon.
well i wasnt gonna take a detour this time and the malice eye was on the other side
there was no way around this. protect the flame!
thank god i made it in the gatehouse when i did, it started raining during the fight. yikes.
nice view.
almost there....
success!! i threw the torch in the middle of the room to see if it would be there during the cutscene, but it wasn't. oh well, experiment over. that was fun.
i refuse to do anything else while i currently have everything set up with the chances of a blood moon pretty low right now so i kind of cant wait until i accomplish what it is im trying to accomplish so i can move on with my life. next update will hopefully include that. and me and kitty reaching the sanctum. hopefully.
how i deal with yiga
central tower looks pretty tonight
the most annoying part of the trip is cutting through the passeri greenbelt to avoid guardians
made it to castle town without kitty taking any damage somehow
lead the way kitty
thats hot
look away, kitty
a MINOR miscalculation on my part
i know im an idiot, you dont need to give me that look
HELP
hardcore ducking for cover
DONT LEAVE ME KITTY NOT AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
sorry this is such an image-heavy post. i was trying to include my "normal" adventuring after the castle stuff and then PICTURE EXPLOSION and then rip I HAVE STORIES TO TELL also no one was posting in here anyway so sozzles :^)
kitty is very photogenic tbh
and kind of a badass
kitty has a resting ***** face
remember that one time i brought satori to the coliseum, kitty? that was the night that started all of this, you know. my lynel adventures started because of that night. because of you.
i think it's probably good to keep you from being cooped up in that coliseum all day anyway.
we're back, other blue maned lynel
kitty is looking very longingly beyond the prison bars
somehow triggered a flurry rush on a dismount
ah haha... hahaha .... help
who's next?
ANGEREY
when you realize the guy mounting that other lynel has a bow like yours... and you wonder what the implications are
the goddess hylia mounting him now
kitty looks like hes about to fall asleep
that woke him up
he didn't really want to go inside
but we did anyway
not sure whats going on with you two, but im pretty sure i wanna be a part of it. scoot over.
kitty's butt photobombing the cutscene god bless
aaaaand teleported
if you wanted to watch the full castle trip, you can find it here. (i'd recommend watching it on double speed tbh)
i was testing wedging this door open for a possible future lynel adventure but OPPRESSION
damn he really thinks he's one of them, doesn't he <3
lizalfos defected
i like my blend of hardcore-casual aesthetics here
i have to do it again to get the bridle? you jerk!
i swear silver lynels always just wear this "i am tired of existence" expression. i relate.
he's a giant horse cat. close enough
stalnox
i like how his club is put away
i became @Azure Sage and got knocked off this cliff by lynel breath and then link kept trying to climb when i was trying to use my bow. shouldve just taken the path instead of trying to cut through
ok lets try this again
HOLY **** MY NEW FAVORITE LYNEL EXPRESSION
tbh my favorite thing about silver lynels is their dark leg wraps. sharp dressed lynels.
i dont know him very well, jini, but my acquaintance here is actually VERY good with a bow. and i dont think he needs a horse
It's been a while, but let's photodump before I start taking pics in Master Mode.
This time the idea was to take it to Rito Village, and then Selmie's Spot and the Hebra Great Skeleton.
i got tripped up here, because when you exit a snowing area the snow turns to rain for a bit. It freaked me out and I thought I couldn't advance, but turns out that rain doesn't make you wet, so the flame was fine.
No issues getting this far
I made it!
Kass doesn't appreciate my accomplishments
phase 1 was a complete success, but now we get to the real stuff; climbing Hebra mountain with the flame.
this was easier to get past than it looks. just throw the flame onto the little wooden platforms and climb the ladders. easy.
so long, sucker!
blue flames and snowy landscapes are always very picturesque.
FAILURE! I FAILED. i tried to jump off the cliff, but i pressed the button too late and took out my paraglider, which means bye bye blue flame. i was too demoralized to try again. so that ends experiment 6.
rainbow over eventide
gorgeous sunset near lurelin
star fragment landed in just the right spot
still one of my favorite areas in the whole game
i was trying to bomb a wolf, which happened to be right next to stalmoblins that happened to be spawning RIGHT as i detonated. as a result, its head got stuck underground. i can't touch it, and it can't get back up. rip.
the shields do not adjust when you draw big weapons
this was payback for blasting me off the side of the citadel again. NOW SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
you dont say
i was trying to parry its punches, just because. it's harder than you'd think, because the punches explode.
i did it! ... but it took me forever to get a good shot of it, so i was at it for like half an hour until i got this pic.
i finally got all 900 koroks! so, it was only right that i became one of them. they still haven't noticed.
it matches the pic of zelda i got from the master sword memory
this place looks so dope
kinda reminds me of the room where darth vader cut off luke's hand in episode 5.
at first i thought this was supposed to be like the 6 sages but then i realized there's only 5 of them lol
these trials gave me a new appreciation for the hylian tunic in red.
i completed the trials, and i only died once! they were awesome.
How on earth did you get the Lynel to Ganon? I know a guy tried to take a cuccoo to Ganon but the cutscene made sure the cuccoo wasn't going to help out. Really hats off to you @Satan ! Your pics are always super cool!
How on earth did you get the Lynel to Ganon? I know a guy tried to take a cuccoo to Ganon but the cutscene made sure the cuccoo wasn't going to help out. Really hats off to you @Satan ! Your pics are always super cool!
Ok it's time. I wanted to share screenshots of my Master Mode playthrough, in order, to keep it authentic. That being said I'm not gonna bother to separate spoilers until the end of it, so keep that in mind. It wont be anything major until the end, anyway.
first place I went once I got off the plateau, because I wanted to get the Champion's tunic ASAP.
0 to 100 in seconds
BotW Link may perhaps beat out WW Link for best facial expressions
this was quite pretty
thanks, i dont think i would have known that if i hadn't talked to you, its not like giant floating letters appear in front of me when i reach new places
this is the earliest i've ever arrived here. you may be starting to see now that my playthrough is all over the place.
gettin horns ahead of time
i forgot how cool this was
i know its supposed to look evil and all but naydra is eerily pretty in those colors
the things i do for korok seeds...
the shrine looked cool with a ring of fire around it
debut in akkala
i forgot how serene this place was before hudson showed up
this took a while, because it literally rained the entire time from the base of the mountain to when i literally started to climb the actual tower itself so dodging skywatchers all the way up the stairs was a mess, not to mention the place was crawling with silver monsters
this was my first memory back in my first playthrough
i like this screenshot
the wolves were hounding me while i was carrying the blue flame to robbie so i set them on fire. maybe not the best idea.
3rd lynel battle in master mode. these ones were already silver lol.
first gold monster! was kinda sad that their hp wasnt off the charts, though.
thyphlo ruins are very haunting.
back in the desert for some shrines. tbh the only reason i went here immediately after getting the champion's tunic was for the amber earrings and snow boots. this time it was for shrines and sidequests and armor, and getting the last fairy fountain.
fighting the lynel here while waiting for naydra to show up, i needed his scales for my snow boots. yes, im using a fire weapon in the rain. im very profeshunal. also, immediately after this, i got a blood moon with no warning, and this lynel became white. first time i ever actually witnessed a monster rank up.
sky noodle at sunrise.
idk whats happening here but it sure is
visiting hebra for the last 8 shrines i needed to max out my stamina wheel
and now i finally bothered to get the master sword even though i'd been able to get it for quite a while already ! i did the beginning trials too, which were insane, but i stopped there for now. you know what time it is...
that's right, it's time for the boss gauntlet! this is gonna be great...
windblight was first, huh?
followed by waterblight, who actually did not use water here. interesting.
i'm on a roll, as daruk would probably say
this dude was as awesome as always
fighting him without the health cut from the divine beasts was nuts, and his second phase starts at half health like this so it became time sensitive trying to kill him faster than his health could regenerate. took me a while
this was just plain awesome as always, god i love that soundtrack. i'm even listening to it as i type this.
this is so pretty but i find it funny how you can see some of the towers i never activated in the background lol
woo! that was quite something. very satisfying. eventually i'm gonna go back and do the divine beasts, and just for fun, i'm gonna do them in the order in which the blights appeared. also gonna finish the sword trials eventually, too. there's still a lot left to do, which is why i love this game so much.