Picture Caption Thread

[insanity76]

This is simple enough .. one person posts a random picture, and the next person comes up with a caption for that picture then posts a new picture. Rinse, repeat. Example:

Person 1:

Person 2: How Santa spends the other 364 days of the year ...
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Be creative, but remember to keep both the pics and captions within the ZD rules

I'll start it off:

 

[jelojuice]

'Lost as an infant, raised in the sewers by crocodiles, little Johny finally found his way home...FOR REVENGE!!'

Caption for this:

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

"Melons, great for protecting your cat's head and may increase intelligence!"

 

[insanity76]

Little Orphan Annie's earliest childhood memory

 

[Eduarda]

(No way that girl is me :xd: )




Look on the bright side of Global Warming; melting the ice will save polar bears from slipping!

 

[Ghosi]

" I would like to see you fit into this dorky outfit now."

 

[insanity76]

"And to think the Health Spa's management are the ones paying us to take care of the mouse problem around here XD .. So after this what do you say we hit the mud bath?"

 

[Jedizora]

Jess is the kind of person who never lets go of cow-headed goats

 

[Linknmike]

Oh crud, we lost another tree...



For those who can't read it, it says:

"Of course I not put on internets.

*squirrel*

Trust me, baby."

 

[insanity76]

"This? Just a little something I buried along with some acorns last fall. Let's see if it works. Stand over there and pose for me."

 

[penguinboy82]

I r only teh first of teh muttations! ALL UR BRAINS ARE BELONG TO US!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Squirrels with bazookas, those terrorists are going DOWN!

 

[penguinboy82]

"Ohhh of emm gee! THAT RED X WILL KIIL US ALL IN OUR SLEEP! SOMEONE HEl-"

 

[insanity76]

"Doesn't he realize his bomb's ........ "Doesn't he realize his dynamite
fuse is already lit? Oh sh..." ............has no remote for the detonator? Muahaha!"

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

...WTF?

Only a fan of Death Note can get what's so weird about this picture.