Wow, people sure seem to be having some fun with my thread. I've got another one, from Wind Waker this time.
Wasn't sure if that belonged in spoiler tags or not, but what the heck... couldn't hurt.
How does the King of Red Lions save you after the Helmaroc King tosses you out of the Forsaken Fortress? He doesn't have any arms, let alone hands he could use to pick you up. Heck, how did he even get to Windfall so quickly? He didn't have the sail at that point in the game!