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Most Ridiculus Thing You've Said Today

CynicalSquid

Swag Master General
Joined
Aug 1, 2012
Location
The End
Gender
Apache Helicopter
Me: My family is going to be late.
Friend: Why?
Me: My sister has a band concert.
Friend: So she's the favorite?
Me: Yea, which doesn't make any sense because she's ginger... *realizes that he's talking to Amber*
Friend: Wow!
Me: I'm so sorry.
 

TatlTails

WANTS HER VMS BACK
Joined
Jan 14, 2013
Location
Ente Isla
"How dare she steal my man! He's MY man! Hence why I said he's my man, three times now."

...Long story.

But the man I refer to is fictional. Sorta. And it turned out the she I refer to didn't steal him. So yeah...
 

Mellow Ezlo

Spoony Bard
Joined
Dec 2, 2012
Location
eh?
Gender
Slothkin
This was on my way home from school:
"Last week it was snowing... Now it's hotter than Emma Stone modelling in a skimpy bikini while holding a little dog in Australia"
 

Lord Carlisle

He Who Shall Not be Named
Joined
Sep 9, 2012
Location
Florida
Me: See this mark on my arm? Got it while wrestling a Bobcat. Man, it was crazy! I had blood pouring down my face!

Friend: Bobcats are like this big. - Holds hand two feet above the ground-

Me: It wasn't my blood.
 
Joined
Nov 24, 2012
Location
Probably roleplaying
Being weird with various characters of mine--IT COUNTS BECAUSE I SAID IT ALL OUT LOUD.

Me: Oh, she's nice once you get to know here, but she does ahve a... bit of a hot temper.
Meli(a character): *snorts* Yeah, she seems pretty... cool and collected, but she gets fiery sometimes.
Me: Yes, yes. And she's rather icy--she may freeze you out initially.
Mia(other character): Oh...kayyy?

We were talking about a pyromancer who also controls ice. ;D

I can confuse my own characters--I feel so boss.

EDIT: *quietly bolds "I feel so boss" THAT^ is the weirdest thing I have said all day.
 

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