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Most Ridiculus Thing You've Said Today

Joined
Nov 24, 2012
Location
Probably roleplaying
"My hypothesis is... erh... 'If the color of the words'--Ah, no, dependent fist--'If the'--uh--'memorization of the words'--No, that's not it... err... 'If'... yes, that is my hypothesis. If. Hagopian hurr hurr blargh mleh."

I actually used Hagopian as an interjection/vocal interrupter, yes. KILL ME IF YOU WISH, CHOCOLATE PONIES! ...actually, that[<] takes the cake.
 

Chiraku

Demon slayer
Joined
Jan 29, 2010
Location
Thailand
"How do I get into the... erh... Goldilocks zone when it comes to designing the, eh... Girl outfits?"
Big dilemma as an aspiring artist, made a fail of explaining it.
 

CynicalSquid

Swag Master General
Joined
Aug 1, 2012
Location
The End
Gender
Apache Helicopter
"You have a p****... Remember when you told me that v****** have 2 holes" I said to one of my female friends...
 

Mellow Ezlo

Spoony Bard
Joined
Dec 2, 2012
Location
eh?
Gender
Slothkin
My friend asked me what he missed in math the day before. My response:
"Well... We put the thing with the thing and added the doohicky with that thingamajig, then divided it all be that thing plus that number and then that other thing... Oh, and then we had to reduce that thingy to it's simplest form, trace over that line, then add that weird number thing beneath it... Did you get all that?"
Needless to say, he failed that day's quiz :xd:
And I love how thingamajig is an actual word, according to the spell-checker thingy
 

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