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Most Ridiculus Thing You've Said Today

videogamenerd10

Indigo Child
Joined
Mar 25, 2012
Location
Stuck in the material world
(Playing Mario Party 2 with my brother)
Me: Donkey Kong, you'd better not! You'd better not! I SWEAR TO GOD DONKEY KONG!
(Donkey Kong steals my only star and I go from 1st place to 4th)
Brother: (laughs) I guess I'm in first place now. Hopefully you'll be able to catch up to me.
Me: I wanna have *** right now.
Brother: (bursts out laughing) What?
Me: It's the only thing that would make me feel better in this current moment.
Brother: Well, we can arrange that...
Me: Not with you!
 

CynicalSquid

Swag Master General
Joined
Aug 1, 2012
Location
The End
Gender
Apache Helicopter
My friend:
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My friend: That's you.
Me: I'm a computer that touches itself? :P
 

videogamenerd10

Indigo Child
Joined
Mar 25, 2012
Location
Stuck in the material world
(Playing video games with my brother yet again)
Brother: Why are you naming your character Everyone?
Me: So in that way, if I kill you it'll say "Everyone killed you".
Brother: Aw :(
Me: Don't worry, if you manage to kill me, it'll say "You killed everyone".
Brother: That wouldn't make me feel any better!
 

videogamenerd10

Indigo Child
Joined
Mar 25, 2012
Location
Stuck in the material world
(Watching a crime scene investigation show with my friend)
Friend: Now, what I think is dumb is that she's getting paid in carots to mess with the evidence.
Me: I guess you're right. Cash would be a better deal.
Friend: I mean, what kind of person would want to be paid in carots?
Me: Um, a rabbit would. Ow, I'm sorry!
Friend: Don't be, that was hilarious!
 

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