(Watching a crime scene investigation show with my friend)
Friend: Now, what I think is dumb is that she's getting paid in carots to mess with the evidence.
Me: I guess you're right. Cash would be a better deal.
Friend: I mean, what kind of person would want to be paid in carots?
Me: Um, a rabbit would. Ow, I'm sorry!
Friend: Don't be, that was hilarious!