Most Ridiculus Thing You've Said Today

[LittleGumball]

"NOOOOOOOOOO MY TROUT IS LEAVING ME FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"

 

[videogamenerd10]

"Religion is like having a d**k. It's great that you have one, but don't think that you can just whip it out whenever you want!"

 

[Dragoncat]

"Religion is like having a d**k. It's great that you have one, but don't think that you can just whip it out whenever you want!"

I've heard a similar one that goes: It's okay to have it, it's okay to be proud of it, it's not okay to shove it in people's faces.

Anywho:

"Have you farted yet?"
(my brother was being Wario on SSBB...)

 

[videogamenerd10]

Me: You wanna know something I don't understand?
Friend: What?
Me: Why is prostitution illegal?

 

[Sydney]

This was my Skype convo with my best friend. I actually have nothing against Britain as an actual country, but it's an inside joke I don't feel like explaining.

[5:31:05 PM] sucky britain: You think your funny huh bro?
[5:31:05 PM] Sydney: yes
[5:31:11 PM] sucky britain: ...tea\
[5:31:15 PM] sucky britain:
[5:31:17 PM] Sydney: WINE
[5:31:18 PM] Sydney: WINE
[5:31:20 PM] Sydney: RES
[5:31:21 PM] Sydney: D
[5:31:22 PM] Sydney: RED
[5:31:24 PM] Sydney: WHITE
[5:31:27 PM] Sydney: ALL COLROS
[5:31:29 PM] Sydney: RK
[5:31:30 PM] Sydney: FK
[5:31:32 PM] Sydney: SPELLING
[5:31:39 PM] sucky britain: You fail sir
[5:31:39 PM] Sydney: so bonjour
[5:31:50 PM] sucky britain: And its spelled colours
[5:31:53 PM] Sydney: NK
[5:31:53 PM] sucky britain: with a u
[5:31:54 PM] Sydney: NMO
[5:31:56 PM] Sydney: NMO
[5:31:56 PM] Sydney: NO
[5:32:44 PM] Sydney: obama
[5:34:32 PM] Sydney: druggy do you even try to smoke ice cream ???????///
[5:34:39 PM] sucky britain: ....yes
[5:34:42 PM] Sydney: o
[5:34:45 PM] Sydney: well
[5:34:48 PM] Sydney: have fun w/ that
[5:34:53 PM] sucky britain: would you say that if you knew my story?
[5:35:03 PM] sucky britain: the more you know
[5:35:09 PM] Sydney: S
[5:35:09 PM] Sydney: T
[5:35:10 PM] Sydney: O
[5:35:10 PM] Sydney: P
[5:35:13 PM] Sydney: IS IT A WALRUS?
[5:35:22 PM] Sydney: nvm
[5:35:22 PM] sucky britain: ...maybe
[5:35:24 PM] Sydney: it's just u
[5:35:28 PM] Sydney: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[5:35:49 PM] Sydney: purina
[5:35:51 PM] Sydney: cat chow
[5:38:59 PM] Sydney: v nvnfju66666ytrfrtgfdf u wanna fite tater tot
[5:40:43 PM] Sydney: MEXINUGGEYTD
[5:53:05 PM] Sydney: r u a mexinuggie
[6:01:16 PM] Sydney: so r u a map
[6:01:22 PM] Sydney: cuz ur found a bump
[6:01:29 PM] Sydney: hahaha
[6:02:25 PM] Sydney: patation

 

[onebizarrekai]

"DRAMATIC CHOCOLATE!" (NOM)

 

[videogamenerd10]

(Watching Shrek 2 for the first time)
"Oh good, a bad cover of a good David Bowie song!"

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

"I SHIP THIS NYAN!"

..I don't even know why I said this.

 

[videogamenerd10]

(Me and my friend rambling)
Friend: We're singing a song. We hope you sing along!
Me: Singing a song about love
Friend: Singing a song about dreams
Me: Singing a song about pigs
Friend: Singing a song about the big blue sky
Me: Singing a song about incest
Friend: Wait, what?!?

 

[Violet Link]

In the shoutbox, I suddenly typed this. :

"I hope Thareous-Senpai notices me." as Pancake stares into Thareous' wide eyes.

 

[Snow Queen]

Go to the store, pick up a dinosaur, throw it, nuke it, microwave it, kill it, burn it, I don't care just don't touch that controller!

 

[videogamenerd10]

Me: Do you think you can smoke a sandwich?
Brother: No!

 

[CynicalSquid]

[2:57:09 PM] Mathias Smith: I chopped wood with my wood

 

[Sydney]

"Oranges. It happens."

 

[LittleGumball]

"IF YOU WERE REGGIE I WOULD BEAT YOU"