"OMG! OMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND THIS THING! THIS IS MORE EPIC THAN THAT ONE TIME I KILLED CHUCK NORRIS WITH A FLYING DILDO!"
My reaction when I found a shiny Wailord. Unfortunately, I accidentally KO'd it (damn Criticals!), and this was my next reaction
"NO NO NO NO NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THAT! THOSE STUPID CRITICAL HITS ALWAYS COME IN WHEN THEY'RE LEAST WANTED, KIND OF LIKE MY D*** WHEN I PUSH IT IN YOUR MOM!!"
I was kind of mad. The sad thing about that last reaction was the fact that I was alone...