Most Ridiculus Thing You've Said Today

[Hylian_Monolith]

" Erm... yummy failure."

The full conversation:

Spoiler

Mono: WHAT IS LOGIC

Meli: It's when, because you look stupid in one hat, you wear a hat that makes you look even stupider.

Mono: I love this girl. She is mine.

Kira: *mutters soemthing about calculators and something I should probably censor*

MonOL: MINE!

Meli: Monol. lol.

Mono: I--yes. Exactly. :d

Meli: *snickers* Caps FAIL, Lith.

Mono: Erm... yummy failure.

Lenyrin: Enough of this! *trying not to laugh*

Mono:...poke. *pokes Leni in the stomach*

Klenyrin: *explodes*

Meli: Klenyrin. Leni, you need a Kleenex or soemthing?

"I love my characters so much it fig."

And I said that[^] three seconds before posting.

 

[Ninja YoungLink]

This: BABIES ARE YUMMY. AND SO ARE EWOKS.


That is probably the most weird thing I said today but knowing me no one knows

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

In English class today, I had my head in my arms on top of my desk, because I was tired. After a little bit, I just randomly got up and said
"OMG, I just realized that that guy's head was on backwards!" which was followed by a very awkward silence... I think I must have fallen asleep or something

 

[videogamenerd10]

At my lunch table, the conversation turned towards the topic of the Grand Canyon. So I said to everyone, "I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, f*** her, then throw her in." This was followed by an awkward silence.

 

[CynicalSquid]

At my lunch table, the conversation turned towards the topic of the Grand Canyon. So I said to everyone, "I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, f*** her, then throw her in." This was followed by an awkward silence.

Lol, Game Grumps.

I live in Arizona so I think if I said that I would not have friends anymore.

 

[LittleGumball]

It looks like a black hole... but it's Gary...... OMG IT'S A GARY HOLE!!!!!!
&
I'm trying so hard to keep my laughter in. NOOOO THE GARY HOLE IS TAKING ALL MY JOY!



(Gary is the name of one of my old band directors that looks like a walrus...)

 

[videogamenerd10]

Someone walks up to me and says, "I don't think you would make a good mother." And I say, "I don't think so either, especially since I'm a guy."

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

I had a really awkward conversation with my friends this morning, just before lunch hour started.
Friend: What'you doin' at lunch?
Me: I'm going up to the library so I can go on the computer
Friend: What for?
Me: I'm going on a chat site for kids age 9/12
Friend: Why the hell...
Me: I'm looking for a f*** buddy. I have nothing to do this weekend
Friend: wtf... you're going on a kids site for that? Dude, that's wrong in so many ways
Me: :brow:
Friend: OMFG!

Ya, I have some weird convos with my friends sometimes...

 

[CynicalSquid]

"Now I have a pretty girl with a pot on her head in my family."

 

[videogamenerd10]

At a birthday party and someone asks me, "Which slice would you want?". I point at the slice with grass decorated on it and say, "I want the slice with the weed on it!"

 

[CynicalSquid]

Me: *Touches friend's bun*
Friend: Did you just touch my bun?
Me: Yes, do you have a problem with that?
Friends: A little bit, yeah.
Me: Well, deal with it because I'm going to touch your bun whenever I want.

I'm talking about her hair, by the way.

 

[LittleGumball]

Me and my friend have been freaking out about hot dogs for 2 days now.
The scary thing is, I don't know when we'll stop. :c

 

[linkypete]

FOR SOVIET RUSSIA!!!!

 

[CynicalSquid]

FOR SOVIET RUSSIA!!!!

Dude, I'm doing a project on the Russian Revolution, right now.

The ****?

 

[LittleGumball]

FOR SOVIET RUSSIA!!!!

No, Soviet Russia does it for you.