Most Ridiculus Thing You've Said Today

[Hylian_Monolith]

Post the craziest, stupidest, and overall most ridiculous thing you've said so far today. Give context if it helps.

*playing Ordon theme on flute. Can't find one note*

"...There is a note between D and F, and it is E."

*fails to play an E*

 

[Woyogoyo]

* Reading encyclopedia of immaturity.*

" By boogers eat brains!"

 

[CynicalSquid]

"How would you like it if I beat you with a duck?"

 

[Terminus]

"Fancy" Drawn out, so it sounded like "fahn-say"...

 

[TatlTails]

*Quoting AJ Pinkerton as Zhe Medic*

"You like My Little Ponies, no? Zhat ees not very manly of yuh. Yuh... Yoo... Yuoo... Yuh. You."

((I fail as a mouth mover.))

 

[Dr3W21]

This one doesn't sound too ridiculous when it's in-context. But I'm not going to tell you the context...... HHAHAHAHAA.

"Just gotta make sure I stabbed them all..."

 

[Terminus]

Bingle bangle dingle dongle yikkety do yikkety da ping pong lippy tappy too taa.

 

[CynicalSquid]

"My butt is numb. Massage it."

 

[Dragoncat]

"We're swabbing the poop deck."

My brother and me had to mop the basement...

 

[onebizarrekai]

THE MARILLS

THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME

(Long story)

 

[TatlTails]

*Taking my dog out, at night, on a full moon*

"Me talking to myself just proves something's gonna jump out and get me. Like an actual werewolf, or a country with chloroform! Let's just hope it's not France. Hehehe..."

 

[Dragoncat]

"The internet is made of cats, I wonder if cats have their own internet and it's filled with pictures of people?"

 

[Ventus]

"How you be my bruh"

 

[~Mizuki~]

"I never knew that one can do such a peculiar thing"

 

[CynicalSquid]

"Are you just going to keep smiling?"