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Most Awkward Moment You Have Experienced?

athenian200

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Well, when I was in Kindergarten, one time the teacher told us that if we didn't go to the bathroom before going to recess, then we couldn't ask to go during. I had to go during recess, but I didn't think I could ask to use the bathroom. So I tried to find an enclosed space, and eventually I found one at the top of a wooden jungle gym type thing that few of kids ever climbed up into, had all four walls and only two entrances. I began peeing... and when I came out, everyone was waiting for me with the weirdest expression on their faces. It turned out that it wasn't waterproof, and I had basically urinated on several of my classmate's heads. They had to replace the whole jungle gym thing because of that incident. No one really talked about it or made fun of me, though... but they did all kind of keep away. Yeah.

Another incident was when my two half-brothers were talking to one another about homework, and my Dad yelled at them to shut up. I muttered "a-hole" under my breath, but he heard it and stopped the car, turned around demanding to know who said it. I admitted guilt rather than let either of them take the blame. He then stopped the car, came up to the door, and opened it. I got out of the car to stand face-to-face during the conversation, and he demanded that I remain sitting down with the door open, which upset me... and I refused to do it.

It felt wrong to have the argument in front of the kids, so I wanted to take it outside, although I couldn't articulate that. We ended up getting frustrated and shoving each other around instead; he managed to hit me in the nose by accident, and I pounded his foot with my shoe such that I knocked some of his toenails off. He finally got back in the truck and drove off without me. I started walking back to a nearby service station to call my mother to come get me, but before I could, my Dad's new wife came up in her own car, crying about me being "protective" of the kids, like she understood why I had acted that way, and saying she wished she was strong enough to do that. The REALLY embarrassing part was that later, when we were at work, he brought up the incident in front of my co-workers, and made jokes about me being dangerous and ungrateful, at my expense... and he was the boss, of course, so I just had to sit there and take that. All I could do was drink my Diet Coke a lot faster than normal.

Awkward, huh?
 
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I've experienced hundreds of awkward moments in my lifetime, but I'll just name a few.

Back when I used to hang out with my best friend (yes, I once had a friend), he and I inspired to be MMA fighters. We read, studied, and watched anything that pertained to martial arts, including documentaries and such. Well, one thing that we found we were lacking was the impressive flexibility that martial artists Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Lee, and Ip Man boasted, the majority of which involved doing the splits. As such, my friend and I began focusing on the stretching part of the steps in our usual workout, so that it'd be easier for us learn how to do the splits. Turns out my annoying and gossipy aunt was spying on us from her bedroom window the whole time. The worst part is when my friend and I actually learned how to do the splits; my aunt told everyone and their brother, and everyone thought I was gay...

Another time involved my friend again. He and I used to make stupid noises and funny sounds all the time. From imitating anime and video game characters to simply speaking nonsensical gibberish, we'd do this all the time over the phone. However, due to the odd looks that we'd knowingly receive, we made sure to make sure no one heard us. Well, one time I was home alone—or at least I thought I was—and my friend and I were making fun of Yugi Moto's grandfather's annoying voice and Light Yagami's infamous "potato chip" quote. We were all like "omgyugiyojfjjsksydteduj and I'm going to take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" all the while throwing in lots of other "random sounds" (3lewd5forums) from different shows and stuff. Lo and behold, it turned out I wasn't alone after all, and my aunt had come home early; she had been listening to my friend and I make questionable sounds over the phone the entire time. Lol...

Pertaining to the above, I once called my friend's house to ask him what the homework assignment for the week was and if I could copy his notes. For the life of me, no one answered the phone, so I left a message on the answering machine. However, instead of the usual "Hey, I meaning to ask you if I could copy your notes blah blah blah...", I started yelling random sounds and stuff into the speaker in rapid succession. One of the things I yelled was from the game God of War where you could listen to clips of men, women, and monsters' voices and grunts (No! Help us! Save us! Roar!). Little did I know, his mom and older sister had come home before he got to it to delete it and listened to the message. ...strange looks and actions ensued.

Lastly, my friend and I were in my aunt's backyard sparring, when suddenly, we began doing silly stuff—copying moves off of Naruto and other stuff. We kept yelling "PRIMARY LOTUS!" and then we'd start running around like maniacs, mimicking the goofy way that Yuna runs in Final Fantasy X-2. Unfortunately, she also had the girliest run EVER. ...aaand my cousin had been watching the entire time; even recorded a portion of it on her mobile.

Seems the majority of my awkward moments involved my old friend in some way, shape, or form. Lol. Most of those moments were especially weird, seeing as my friend and I were typically extremely robotic and quiet around most people, so it surprised them to see us being silly and stupid for once. Save for this moment:

This one time, I was sitting in Economics—near an open window—when I ripped a big one. I assumed the air current coming through the window would just blow it away. But the wind had been blowing fiercely that day, causing the smell to pervade the classroom in a matter of seconds. Everyone soon began frowning and griping over the smell of it. Luckily, no one suspected it was me, as I was quiet as a doormouse, and no one noticed me anyway. Still, it was extremely awkward, especially when my class started narrowing down who could have dunnit. The proverbial quote "saved by the bell" applies here... lol

Stay tuned; I may return here to post more stuff...
 

Imprisoned

*~German Sparkle Party~*
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Everywhere.
Moments You Died Because You Were So Embarrased.

We all have them, I know it.

I was telling my parents that my room was clean enough, and I tripped over some of my mess.

(I did look for a thread like this. Nothing TOO similar..)
 

Ventus

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Oh well of course there was this time while I was on the devilish program known as SKYPE, as I was debating with a 14 or 15 year old boy about video games, he had told me that I was ignorant and a troll and doing things that I condemn. I lashed back with the opposite though I knew the truth of it: I was doing things that previously I would condemn. At that moment I just wanted to die! :(
 

Sydney

The Good Samaritan
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Canberra, Australia
Moments you wish that you could just dissappear into the floor after you did something stupid. :lol:

OH OH RIGHT

OKAY SO I'M WATCHING CASTLE, RIGHT? AND

I'M WATCHING THE EPISODE WHERE KATE GETS SHOT

I'M CRYING HYSTERICALLY AND GUESS WHO'S STANDING IN MY ROOM GIVING ME THIS LOOK:

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YUP, MY MOM.

AND I'M JUST SITTING THERE LIKE:

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AND I JUST REALLY WANTED TO DIE BECAUSE THAT EPI WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL AND MY MOM LAUGHS AT ME WHEN I CRY
 

EeveeChan

Is FINALLY out of school!
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Recently, I went to Grand March, where senior show off their dress/tux & escorted with someone. Since I didn't have a date, nor did I want one, me & my friend had this idea that we'd walk together. When it was our turn, we got a standing ovation...because they probably thought we were lesbians:awkward:. I don't have any problems with other people being gay, but I definetly don't want people to think that I am!:embarrassed:
 

Memory

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Hm. Well I guess I have plenty of awkward moments. Recently, I had a fight with my senior through facebook though he doesn't know me IRL. Things happened and he was the one who apologized though it was clearly his fault, I still feel guilty. At school, we suddenly saw me cause we are to wear name tags. So he knew who I am and we always make eye-contact.

Ik it's not awkward but it is to me.

The most awkward moment? I could pretty much say that it happen on school:

It was school reccess and I was hanging out by myself around a corridor. 4 of my male friends- S, A, Af and H were playing around together at that corridor. On that time, I was talking to a prefect about something. So suddenly, H pushed S terribly and really, really hard and do you know what? Both of us fell and I was down and he was above me. He did a push up stance to prevent him from falling. His face was like, 3 inches in front of me then he stood up. His other 3 friends were shocked and they laughed at him, while other people who witnessed it exchanged glances, tried not to laugh and some of them also whispered about that. It was really awkward between me and S, since yeah, that was really.... weird.

I seriously love this one.
 

Mercedes

つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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Getting caught for the first time with a boyfriend by my family. That was pretty awkward. :P "Oh, hello... this is Scott. Mum, can you pass my knickers?" :P
 

Doc

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Nov 24, 2012
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Male
When playing this tackling game on the trampoline, the new girl lunged forward to try and tackle me. Umm...lets just say she did not tackle me but did grab me....

It was honestly the most awkward experience afterwards.
 

Japas

Indigo-Go's Bassist
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Connecticut
I went to a magnet school for middle school so we had uniforms. Since we had uniforms we didn't really do things like sagging pants and what not. When I was in eighth grade though, that's when the kids had started trying to sag their pants, they would always get told to pull them up, but the point is I was introduced to pants being sagged.

I was in science class before the bell rang and I was talking to my friend Kevin and I was immitating the boys who sag their pants. He said something, I don't know what he said but I thought he said "you have to sag them lower" so I lowered them just a tad bit. Mistake. Big mistake.

My pants dropped. Right off of me.

I was lucky that I was wearing the shirt I was wearing, which was really, really long compared to the other two shirts I had for school. No one saw my underwear, but the fact was that my pants fell down in school and I was horrified.



Another awkward moment was also in eighth grade science. However it was during the sex ed unit. I came back from the bathroom and I was resting my head on the desk because I was making a string bracelet. I wasn't really paying attention because I honestly didn't care. But when I looked up all I saw was hairy female private parts and I screamed. So, clearly someone was not ready for sex ed and still is not because I would scream to this day.



I guess eighth grade science is just an awkward place.
 

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