Well, I get up, do some stretches, pet my cats, then I have my morning poop.
It's where I do a lot of thinking.
Then I brush my teeth, floss, then shower. Handling my waist long mane of hair and my thick beard is a process, and keeping them clean without drying out my scalp or my face is a.... process.
Basically, I wash my beard with beard shampoo and conditioner every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Do it more than that, and I found my skin is enormously dry.
I wash my hair every other day. If I go longer than that, my hair gets greasy. If I over do it and wash it every day, it gets too dry.
Every day I clean my body though, and since I have sensitive skin, I found Old Spice is strong enough, but gentle enough to not flair up my skin, as I have eczema on my legs really bad. Depending on how bad a flair up is, I'll use my eczema cream on my legs.
But, I oil and comb my beard every day, otherwise, it's scraggly and wild.
And I lotion wherever my skin is dry, as I have really sensitive pale skin. I swear by Udderly Smooth lotion or Hempz, as I find those work the best for me.