Majora's Mask Spoof

[onebizarrekai]

this is funny. it really doesn't match the game very much, but it's really funny. I call it
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask the Altered Series.

Link: All right, Navi, let’s explore this town!
Navi: But don’t you think it’s a little weird why we’re in Majora’s Mask and we skipped the real entire beginning?
Link: It’s called the Altered Series. It’s supposed to be altered.
Navi: I get the feeling you should be asking that question I asked and I should be answering it.
Link: Navi, that’s not important right now.
Navi: Nothing is important right now. We haven’t been given a quest yet.
Link: Just come on, Navi. Hey guy, what are you doing?
Guy: These guys are pointlesss.
Link: Your workers?
Guy: Yeah. See that guy over there? He doesn’t even work. He just walks around in a circle holding a big board all day and night. Same for that guy up there.
Link: Then why don’t you tell them to work?
Guy: I HAVE!!! THESE IDIOTS DON’T LISTEN TO ME!!!
Link: Have you tried getting somebody else to tell them?
Guy: WE HAVE NO TIME. THIS BUILDING MUST BE FINISHED BY THE CARNIVAL.
Link: What carnival-
Guy: Just go away.
Link: What’s with that guy?
Navi: He’s probably just angry because his workers aren’t working.
Link: I need to find an inn. It’s almost nighttime and I have no where to sleep. Maybe it’s over there.
Inside the building…
Link: Is this the inn?
Guy: Does this look like an inn to you?!
Link: I didn’t bother to look around…
Guy: GET LOST PUNK!!
Link: Whoa whoa there. What’s with the angry attitude?
Guy: NONE OF YOUR BUISINESS PUNK!!
Gorman: Dude, fetch me a glass’a milk.
Guy: Yes sir…
Link: How come you’re being so nice to that guy and not to me?
Guy: I’M TRYING TO BE NICE!! I’D REALLY LIKE TO BE YELLING AT THAT GUY RIGHT NOW!!
Link: Why aren’t you telling me why you’re angry?!
Guy: FINE I’LL TELL YOU! The road to the Romani Ranch where we get our milk has been blocked by a giant boulder! Now we have to go to that terrible, disgusting milk from those darn Gorman people!
Gorman: EXCEUSE ME, MISTER?! DID YOU FORGET I AM GORMAN!?
Navi: You know, Link? I think it would be a really good idea to get out of here right now.
Outside…
Navi: Link, come here. This sign says ‘Stock Pot Inn’. Maybe you can get a room there.
Inside the inn…
Link: Excuse me but can I have a room?
Anju: Oh I am sorry but you need to make a reservation if you plan on staying here…
Link: Why?
Anju: Because this is the only inn in town and a lot of people don’t have houses. We’re totally booked before the carnival.
Link: Can I at least go to the bathroom?
Anju: I wouldn’t go here if I where you…
Link: Why?
Anju: Because we sort of…*got a toilet monster.
Link: You what?
Anju: Have a toilet monster. He lives in the only toilet in the inn.
Link: Have you seen it? Is it anything like a monster?
Anju: No, he’s just a hand that sticks out of the toilet. He doesn’t hurt you, but people NEVER use that toilet.
Link: You’re starting to freak me out now…
Outside…
Navi: If you have to go to the bathroom why weren’t you looking for one?
Link: Well…*Never mind that.
Navi: Does that mean you don’t have to go at all?
Link: I guess…
Navi: Uhhh!
Later…
Link: Hey, it’s a store. Maybe they got some nice things there.
Inside…
Link: Excuse me guy, but don’t you think you should be waiting for customers instead of facing the opposite way scratching your back?
Guy: Welcome!
Link: I guess he doesn’t care. Can I get some arrows?
Guy: 30 rupees, please! Enjoooy your arrows! Hehehe!
Outside…
Link: THAT GUY LAUGHED LIKE BARNEY!! WE ARE NEVER GOING IN THAT STORE AGAIN!!!
Later in North Clock Town…
Link: Balloon poopin’ time.
Navi: Pooping?
POOP
Navi: What the heck…
Jim: Why’d ya poop my balloon?!
Link: Did you really think that you’d be able to poop it with that blowgun? You kept on hitting the wrong place. You get better aim with a slingshot or bow and arrow.
Jim: Well I don’t have either of those. And it’s not called a blowgun! It’s called a pooper!
Navi: Good grief…
Jim: Well, since you pooped my balloon, we’ll make a deal! If you can find all of us before tommorow, we won’t beat ya up!
Hours later…
Jim: That took you forever. But it’s not morning yet, so we won’t. So because ya beat us we’ll teach ya the secret code to get into the sewers.
Link: How is that helpful?
Jim: The professor lives at the end’a the sewers and has some nice stuff.
The code was 15423
Link: Forget it.
One of the kids: But he has the-
Another kid: Shut up! That his most-
Jim: Shut up! Both of you! Or you’ll have to feel the wrath of my pooper!
Link: This entire town is crazy. Not all the places in this town have to be crazy!
Deku: What are you doing!? Get away from my house!
Link: But-
Deku: GET LOST. Now you shall be punished for trying to steal my house!
Link: But-
Deku: I shall turn you into something like me!
Navi: I get the feeling you’re going to be going through some fierce things right now…
BOOM
Link: What the heck has happened to me!?
Deku: There! That’s what you get for messing with me!

 

[43ForceGems]

One thing..... It's Tatl in MM, not Navi.

Good though.

 

[onebizarrekai]

That's why it's called the Altered Series. They're basicly just supposed to be exploring and then they get themselves into a problem… Well here's the next one:

Navi: Holy crap, did he turn you into his kind?
Link: Yes. He has. Wait a minute… If the punishment is me turning into your kind, that means you must be a pathetic creature!
Deku: SHUT UP!
Navi: Well it can’t be all that bad.
Link: I guess.
Dog: RUFF RUFF RUFF!
Link: OH CRAP.
Navi: Quick! We have to go to the swamp! Maybe the Deku King will know how to turn you back to normal!
At the swamp…
Link: Hey guys, let me in. I need to see your king.
Deku 1: Why?
Link: Why is everybody’s voice in this so low!?
Deku 1: Because everybody is to old and they have gone through some fierce puberty. Now why do you want to see the king?
Link: Because some random guy of your kind turned me into this.
Deku 2: Are you saying it’s bad to be a Deku Scrub?
Deku 1: How dare you!
Link: No, no! What about the dog?
Both Dekus: Oh…*The dog… All right, you can see our king.
Link: All right!
In the Royal Chamber…
Link: Sup king?
King: Who are you?
Link: I have a little problem. Some random guy of your kind turned me into this and the dog…
All the Dekus in the room: Oh… The dog…
King: All right, I’ll make a deal with you. If you can go to the Woodfall Temple and destroy the monster in it and make the water clean again, you will be turned back to normal. Oh yes, and if you see my daughter, please take her here because she was kidnapped by the monster.
Link: If it’ll turn me back to normal.
Near the Woodfall Temple…
???: Hoot hoot!
Link: Oh no. NO. NOT HIM. NO!!!!
Owl: Hello Link!
Link: GO AWAY!!!!! OUT OF ALL TIMES TO APPEAR WHY NOW!?
Navi: Link, I’m sure no matter when you’d always say that.
Link: GET LOST, YOU FRIGGIN’ OWl!!!!
Later…
Link: Holy crap, he’s finally gone.
Navi: Now hurry up and go into the temple!
Inside the Woodfall Temple…
Link: Hey what’s this glowing light?
Odolwa: It is about time somebody comes. I’ve been waiting here for days now.
Link: Are you the monster?
Odolwa: Indeed I am.
Link: What are you called?
Odolwa: I am Odaw-Odiw-Odo-
Link: You’re a boss and you can’t even pronounce your own name?
Navi: Quit chatting with him and hurry up and destroy him!
Link: Shut up, I’ve got plans…
Odolwa: Well I am not stupid. I cannot pronounce my name, but I am still-
Link: Surprise bomb attack!
Odolwa: Wait thats not- WAHHHHHHHHH HAAA HAAA HAAA!!!!!!
Navi: Oh, I get it. You where talking to him about his stupidness and at the last minute attacked him when he wasn’t paying attention.
Link: Yep.
Navi: He must have been really stupid to put bomb flowers in here. Now where is that princess?
Link: I don’t care about the princess. He said IF I find her.
Navi: Just search a little and you’ll-
Link: Hey I’m a human again!
Navi: But Link!
Link: Hey, I’m back in that town. I was supposed to appear back at the swamp.
Navi: How do you know? But what if the king thinks you lied to him and ran away?
Link: Why would he think that? Hey, who’s that guy?
Link-goro: Being a goron is tough. I was going to get a room and but they where booked. Now I have to sleep outside.
Link: HA HA.
Navi: Link! That was just cruel!
Link-goro: WHY YOU… Why don’t you turn into something like me!?
BOOM
Navi: Oh great. Did he just do the same thing that deku did to you?
Link: CRAP! I just recovered from being a deku scrub and now I have to turn into a goron?! How come everybody gets to turn people into stuff!?
Link-goro: Now get lost punk!
Link: There was something to turn me back to normal last time.
Navi: There’s a goron who works at the bomb shop. Maybe he can give you some advice.
At the bomb shop…
Goron: How unusual! There are only two gorons in town and I’m one.
Link: And the other goron is that freaking one that turned me into a goron. Do you know how to turn me back to normal?
Goron: Yes. Go to Snowhead Mountain and make spring come forth and you will be back to normal.
Link: How do I make spring come forth?
Goron: It just means make it so that it’s not covered in snow anymore! It’s not winter there, make spring come forth means make it so it’s not cursed with everlasting winter! Oh yes, and if you ever come across a Biggoron, tell him I’m here in the bomb shop and tell him to sent me some Powder Kegs.
Navi: I’m sure that getting rid of the snow just means that you have to defeat a boss in the Snowhead Temple.
Later…
Link: Dashing through the snow, in a broken pair of skies, or the hills we go, crashing into trees…
Navi: Uhhh…
At Snowhead…
Navi: That must be the Snowhead Temple… Wait who the heck is that guy!?
Link: He’s like flailing his arms for no reason at all! Is he falling?
Biggoron: AHHHHH!!!
Biggoron fell.
Link and Navi: ????????
Navi: At least we can go into the temple…