Mikey the Moblin
if I had a nickel for every time I ran out of spac
That's right, it's time for the MIKEY Awards!
As we all know, the MIKEY Awards are a celebration of all things superlative, where the categories are meaningless and the trophies are imaginary. So let's get right into it.
Most Omnipresent- Twilight Shadows
Congratulations! You knew you won this award ahead of time because you were watching me type this up.
Communist- Giri
We all love you and your quirks, like how you keep reciting Communist propaganda verbatim in the shoutbox <3
Sharpest Tool in the Shed- TheGreatCthulhu
You're so sharp that you know why you won this award.
The Very Best, Like No-One Ever Was- Princess Niki
The return of the ever popular category sees Princess Niki winning once again, probably because of the time you spend with your fun little playthroughs of Pokemon and general attention to detail. Also, you can probably sing the whole theme song, ya big nerd.
Biggest Weeaboo- Scrapper
He's in the closet.
Most Hatlike- Spirit Mask Salesman
We all saw it coming. Spirit Mask Salesman is more like a hat than anybody else on this website.
Sideways- DekuNut
You're the absolute sideways, and a highly deserving candidate for this award.
Cheesiest- Satan
Imagine being so good at puns that you constantly make them by accident when you're reading. Wait, you don't have to.
Greenest- funnier6
Yep, you're the greenest! Highly prestigious category. You should feel honored.
Dances with Wolves- thesunfan
What? Yes, I know what a superlative is. It's a trophy.
What?
...
Dancest with Wolves- thesunfan
What a know it all. You probably play mafia.
Most Omniscient- Morbid Minish
You have an arcane knowledge of all things, including what I had for lunch and what alignment I rolled three mafia games from now.
Most Likely to Be The Twist Villain- Rubik
That's right- you might even have plotted to sabotage this awards ceremony, if literally anyone including me knew it was happening.
Classiest Clown- Storm
You have a better awards ceremony, with blackjack and hookers, but you're here anyway because you like having fun and being your own person.
Scariest- YIGAhim
Look, turning invisible makes you a potent force for fear. Use your vanishment wisely (man please come back we need more jester paranoia in our games).
Goodest Boi- Doc
Everyone asks who you are, but nobody ever asks how you are.
On Fleekest with The Dank Memest- ExLight
I'm giving you this award to punish you for that Whimsicott. You recently discovered a meme with a kid holding a skateboard saying "how do you do fellow kids" and you can't stop posting it!
Sexiest- Moe the Moblin
It's me. It's obviously me. First of all, I haven't even seen any of yalls faces so I win by default anyway. Well, except sunfan and we would both agree I win here.
Most Default- zeldafan11235
Without a doubt you're the biggest Zelda fan of all time, so you fit right in here at ZeldaDungeon. Also good at math.
Most Omnipotent- Jimmu
I can't believe you won this one since obviously you aren't even powerful enough to make my name orange, so I'm not sending your trophy out until you can prove it.
Most Patriotic- Mellow Ezlo
Ah, yes. 'Murica, Mellow Ezlo knows no other love. You constantly sing praises of your country of birth, the USA, in which you currently reside. You happily celebrate Independence Day on July 4th, use the imperial system, and spell words the correct way.
Coolest- LittleGumball
Okay, time for a meme category, since we've been pretty serious for this whole thing.
Most Likely to Be Three Prime Numbers Stacked in A Trenchcoat- Ninja
Something about you has always seemed off to me, and this could be it. This makes sense.
Best to Bring Home to Mom And Dad- Link182
Wait, what? No, this is not right. You get drunk way too often for this to be right. That's it, I know we were planning to go till midnight, but the whole thing is shot now. Cancel the ceremony. Tear down the balloons and give them to Twilight Shadows. Yes I'm serious! It's not like Rubik wants them! Okay, everyone, show is over. Go home. You will be receiving your trophies shortly via mail order, except for Jimmu.
Thank you for attending the MIKEY Awards, and see you next year!
As we all know, the MIKEY Awards are a celebration of all things superlative, where the categories are meaningless and the trophies are imaginary. So let's get right into it.
Most Omnipresent- Twilight Shadows
Congratulations! You knew you won this award ahead of time because you were watching me type this up.
Communist- Giri
We all love you and your quirks, like how you keep reciting Communist propaganda verbatim in the shoutbox <3
Sharpest Tool in the Shed- TheGreatCthulhu
You're so sharp that you know why you won this award.
The Very Best, Like No-One Ever Was- Princess Niki
The return of the ever popular category sees Princess Niki winning once again, probably because of the time you spend with your fun little playthroughs of Pokemon and general attention to detail. Also, you can probably sing the whole theme song, ya big nerd.
Biggest Weeaboo- Scrapper
He's in the closet.
Most Hatlike- Spirit Mask Salesman
We all saw it coming. Spirit Mask Salesman is more like a hat than anybody else on this website.
Sideways- DekuNut
You're the absolute sideways, and a highly deserving candidate for this award.
Cheesiest- Satan
Imagine being so good at puns that you constantly make them by accident when you're reading. Wait, you don't have to.
Greenest- funnier6
Yep, you're the greenest! Highly prestigious category. You should feel honored.
Dances with Wolves- thesunfan
What? Yes, I know what a superlative is. It's a trophy.
What?
...
Dancest with Wolves- thesunfan
What a know it all. You probably play mafia.
Most Omniscient- Morbid Minish
You have an arcane knowledge of all things, including what I had for lunch and what alignment I rolled three mafia games from now.
Most Likely to Be The Twist Villain- Rubik
That's right- you might even have plotted to sabotage this awards ceremony, if literally anyone including me knew it was happening.
Classiest Clown- Storm
You have a better awards ceremony, with blackjack and hookers, but you're here anyway because you like having fun and being your own person.
Scariest- YIGAhim
Look, turning invisible makes you a potent force for fear. Use your vanishment wisely (man please come back we need more jester paranoia in our games).
Goodest Boi- Doc
Everyone asks who you are, but nobody ever asks how you are.
On Fleekest with The Dank Memest- ExLight
I'm giving you this award to punish you for that Whimsicott. You recently discovered a meme with a kid holding a skateboard saying "how do you do fellow kids" and you can't stop posting it!
Sexiest- Moe the Moblin
It's me. It's obviously me. First of all, I haven't even seen any of yalls faces so I win by default anyway. Well, except sunfan and we would both agree I win here.
Most Default- zeldafan11235
Without a doubt you're the biggest Zelda fan of all time, so you fit right in here at ZeldaDungeon. Also good at math.
Most Omnipotent- Jimmu
I can't believe you won this one since obviously you aren't even powerful enough to make my name orange, so I'm not sending your trophy out until you can prove it.
Most Patriotic- Mellow Ezlo
Ah, yes. 'Murica, Mellow Ezlo knows no other love. You constantly sing praises of your country of birth, the USA, in which you currently reside. You happily celebrate Independence Day on July 4th, use the imperial system, and spell words the correct way.
Coolest- LittleGumball
Okay, time for a meme category, since we've been pretty serious for this whole thing.
Most Likely to Be Three Prime Numbers Stacked in A Trenchcoat- Ninja
Something about you has always seemed off to me, and this could be it. This makes sense.
Best to Bring Home to Mom And Dad- Link182
Wait, what? No, this is not right. You get drunk way too often for this to be right. That's it, I know we were planning to go till midnight, but the whole thing is shot now. Cancel the ceremony. Tear down the balloons and give them to Twilight Shadows. Yes I'm serious! It's not like Rubik wants them! Okay, everyone, show is over. Go home. You will be receiving your trophies shortly via mail order, except for Jimmu.
Thank you for attending the MIKEY Awards, and see you next year!
