LoZ Pickup Lines!

[Dragoncat]

Not as popular as pokemon pickup lines, but they do exist...post any you can come up with!

"Not 18? That's ok, I know the song of time."

"You must be King Dodongo because I want to explode in your mouth."

"Wanna see my deku nuts? They'll stun you!"

"Can I put my master sword in your temple of time?"

"The water temple's not the only thing that's gonna be hard tonight."

 

[Ronin]

Oh gawsh...please no.

Meh, one for the road.

"I'll be the Link to your heart, my Princess."

 

[Spirit]

LOL I love the water temple one.

I sense there could be a potentially decent one involving howling and stones but i just can't get it off the tip of my tongue.. food for thought at least

 

[Cfrock]

"You must be King Dodongo because I want to explode in your mouth."

The laughter. Oh God, the laughter!

"Are you Jabu-Jabu? Because I want to be inside you."

"You make my sword go skyward."

"Just call me a Goron because I want to roll around with you."

"I'm gonna Groose you!"

"Are you the Twilight? Because you turn me into an animal."

I'm so sorry everyone.

 

[KawiNinjaZX]

I'm disappointed in the lack of "biggoron" jokes.

 

[Mamono101]

I sense there could be a potentially decent one involving howling and stones but i just can't get it off the tip of my tongue.. food for thought at least

I will wrap for sexual content

Spoiler

Perhaps: Every time I see one of your holes, it makes me wanna howl?

(I know it's bad but I tried.)

Hey baby, if you come home with me, I'll let you touch my "pompadour".
I just bought the All Night Mask...wanna see if it works?
My Dominion Rod has been restored!
We don't need one, I've got "magic armor".
Hey babe, I've got a Longshot...

Spoiler

I've always wanted to be a fairy...

(This is not intended to be a slur so please don't take it as one. It is obviously in reference of Tingle.)

EDIT:

My sword has been blessed by the Goddess herself!
How would you like to see a real Hylian Loach?
My love for you burns like Din's fire.
Even though I have Nayru's love, there's always room for more...
How about we banish each other to the space between dimensions?

(I will probably be thinking about this thread all day and continue to update between classes - I <3 this thread, great idea)

EDIT 2

Now that I've passed the Spirit Trials, Can I enter your cave of Ordeals?
As a Deku, I've always got wood!
Master, there is a 68.4% chance that I won't be there in the morning when you wake up.

Spoiler

It's not the first time I've spanked a monkey...

Master using it and you can have this.
Secret Power is said to be in the arrow.

 

[Norm]

Are you from Skyloft? Because you look like you fell from heaven.

doiwin?

 

[Kupsacker]

Hidden for suggestiveness

Spoiler

Do you know the ancient language of the sky people? Cuz my dominion rod just got activated.

 

[Dragoncat]

The laughter. Oh God, the laughter!

Okay so I kinda stole that one...

Who could say no to that face? Lol. Also inspired this thread.

Hey baby, if you come home with me, I'll let you touch my "pompadour".

GROOSE! Lol that's great...

 

[Cfrock]

"How can I be Error when this feels so right"

 

[TriforceHunter]

Almost no Wind Waker related ones, let's change that:

Is this the Great Sea, cuz I just found the Secret Treasure. (could use some work, maybe something with underwater castles)

Is this the great sea? Cuz I'm all sorts of wet. (for the ladies, lol)

The Deku Leaf wont be the only thing that's gonna blow. Zing

So much fun LOL

 

[Dragoncat]

Is this the great sea? Cuz I'm all sorts of wet. (for the ladies, lol)

Not very many pickup lines out there just for girls. Good one xD

"Is this the Lanayru Mining Facility? Because I just got the gust bellows and I see something I want to blow." (another girl one w00t)

It's not the first time I've spanked a monkey...

I literally loled at that one!

 

[hylianordonlink]

I'm planning to go to the twilight. Wanna come? But beware, it turns me into a animal.(dumb one)

 

[RegalBryant]

You must be the King of Red Lions, because I want to ride you so bad.

Is that an ocarina in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Night Owl]

I heard you had an empty bottle, Want me to fill it?

"Come on" -Link's simplest pick up line