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Link Plush Doll Giveaway - Favorite Funny Zelda Quote

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EliminateTheSky

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Funny Zelda jokes

1.How do you make a Goron go insane?
Give one a bag of M&M's and tell him to alphabetise them!

2.What do you get when you have 50 Gorons lined up ear-to-ear?
A windy tunnel.

3.Zelda, Link, and a Goron were stranded on a desert island, and they saw the land of Hyrule 25 miles in the distance. Well, Link decided to try to swim back for help. He swam 15 miles, then drowned. Then Zelda gave it a try. She swam 20 miles, then drowned. It was up to the Goron now to get back to Hyrule, so he swam 24 3/4 miles, then said;
"I'm sooooo tired! I guess I better go back!"

4.What do you get with 200 Gorons in the same room?
An IQ of 50.

5.Darunia walked into a pizza parlour, and ordered his fave pizza. The waiter asked if he would like it cut into 4 or 8 pieces, and Darunia answered;
"4 please. I could never eat 8."

6.How did Link win the basketball game for his team?
He used his hook shot.

7.Link is in a dungeon and he has no key to go through the door.
What does Zelda say to Link?
Triaforce.

That is my 7 funny jokes for The Legend of Zelda
Hope you enjoyed them:)
 
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mrbopper96

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"You... You're late! What took you so long? You're useless" (Ruto)
 
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Fsawk

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"Ohhh! Keeta! Is it not Captain Keeta?!? ...............But you're so... ...T-Tiny!!!" — Igos du Ikana - Majora's Mask
 
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TriforceofTwili

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"Seriously! What IS that thing?"
~Groose, Skyward Sword (refering to Gorko the Goron)
 
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"Alas, though I am already age 35, no fairy has come to me yet... My father tells me to grow up and act my age, but why?" -Tingle Majoras Mask
 

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"Two, three, one. Twenty-three is number one!"
-- Deku Scrub; The Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time
 
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Neksreaper

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"...What a hot beat!"-Darunia.....He always did have the best dance moves in hyrule :)
 
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