975. I have never lied! Except for that time I said I did my homework... and that time I said I didn't lie about doing my homework... and that time I said I wouldn't try to kill somebody... and that time I said I would keep it a secret to everybody... and that time I said I didn't raise that army of mutated ants... and that time I said I wasn't responsible for the sinking of Atlantis... and the time I said I didn't eat our dog... Yeah, I lie a lot.