current mental state:
beautifully corrupting random zelda quotes with google translate.
"Traveling alone is dangerous. Simultaneously." (30 times)
(i mean, he's not wrong :>)
"Time travel is amazing... but the speed is different for everyone..." (30 times)
(the original quote is literally the exact opposite of this :>)
"Wasn't he lucky to have known her?" (17 times)
(if you can guess this one correctly, you're either completely insane or you have done this before... but either way i'd be concerned :>)