Sorry for the wait but here it is!I uh...don't take this too seriously because it sounds REALLY difficult but a Dale Gribble Kirby would be sick. If not, perhaps Rusty Shackleford? This wins my "Wholesome Thread of the Month Award".
Edit: and then I googled it and it already exists. But Rusty Shackleford still deserves a go.
Heisenberg Kirby
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