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King Zora is Fat Because.....

Cel-Shaded Deku

Ha ha, charade you are!
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He's fat because he beat anorexia.

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TriFiERCE

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@Violet, What do you mean by he ate Ruto's baby eggs?

He is fat because he has been sitting there all his life.
 

chrisplushado

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Not sure if this has been posted yet so, King Zora is so fat because the Zora river was originally a chocolate river like in Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, King Zora discovered it and ate all of the chocolate, he eventually ran out of chocolate and noticed he was fat, which urged him to cry, filling the Zora river with tears.
 

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