PokaLink
Pokalink the avaricious
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- Feb 5, 2012
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- Outset Island
Wow, my thread about Zoras fatness is tooken down and this one is put up!!
King Zora is Fat Because.....
- Thread starter Vanessa28
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toonlink
Most Active Inactive User
- Joined
- Jan 16, 2012
- Location
- Los Angeles
Because he was hangry and got irritabal and ate all of his kind.
Terminus
If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
Because he gorged on Eyeball Frogs.
Cel-Shaded Deku
Ha ha, charade you are!
- Joined
- Jul 24, 2010
He got fat because there used to be a McDonald's in Hyrule.
Terminus
If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
Because he tried to do the helium trick.
Go_Skyward
Seek a door that carries a [9]
- Joined
- Mar 22, 2012
- Location
- Nevada Test Site
He's fat because he drank all the water!!
Ohmigawsh. Did I really just make a TFS reference...
Ohmigawsh. Did I really just make a TFS reference...
Terminus
If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
Because he ate out the buffet.
Turo602
Vocare Ad Pugnam
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2010
- Location
- Gotham City
Because all the other Zoras picked on him for being really skinny.
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2010
King Zora is fat because long before the Zora's River was as we know it today, it was a cholocate river similar to that which can be found in Charlie and the Cholate Factory. King Zora then consumed the chocolate river in its entirety. Afterwards, he cried because the chocolate made him fat and depressed, and his tears filled where the chocolate river once was. He named this glorious river the Zora River after himself, and the rest is history.
Because this is for fun and not for something serious
triforce_power
One of the Sheikah
- Joined
- May 1, 2012
- Location
- Skyloft
He's not fat, he's just unusually large boned, so he needs to eat more to keep himself from looking awkward while the other zoras look graceful
i don't know xD
i don't know xD
Terminus
If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
Because he consumes those who don't obey his royal jigglyness.
Because he used to be an astronaut with an unusually large mouth/gullet.
He was out one day having space adventures, when he saw a comet coming toward Earth (approximately the size of Belgium). Terrified, he sent dozens of emails from his smartphone, but every member of NASA had the day off and weren't checking their mail. He then turned around and saw the comet was only 50 feet from him! He gasped and opened his mouth (approximately the size of Germany) and the comet flew right in.
It flooded his entire body with spacial rubble, and when he vomited it all out in the ER, it had stretched out his stomach and limbs.
And that is the story of the tragic obeseness of King Zora.
He was out one day having space adventures, when he saw a comet coming toward Earth (approximately the size of Belgium). Terrified, he sent dozens of emails from his smartphone, but every member of NASA had the day off and weren't checking their mail. He then turned around and saw the comet was only 50 feet from him! He gasped and opened his mouth (approximately the size of Germany) and the comet flew right in.
It flooded his entire body with spacial rubble, and when he vomited it all out in the ER, it had stretched out his stomach and limbs.
And that is the story of the tragic obeseness of King Zora.
HyruleLove
Twilight Princess
- Joined
- May 9, 2011
- Location
- Puerto Rico
because he has a slow metabolism...duh!