King Zora is Fat Because.....

[Vanessa28]

.........he stuffed himself with plushies.

Name a reason why you think King Zora is fat but remember...NO RUDE COMMENTS!! Keep it clean and funny

 

[donkey kong]

because he eats a lot of fish.

 

[Ninja YoungLink]

Because he he imploded and lived.

 

[Terminus]

because he ate Ruto!

 

[HyruleLove]

Because he ate too many muffins and soft drinks

 

[Vanessa28]

Because he went to macDonalds

 

[Terminus]

because he took Jabu-Jabu's food.

 

[MonkeyFightSquad]

Because he ate Twilight Flame.

 

[Terminus]

because he was left out in the sun too long. Fish can bloat if you leave them out. Something to do with boiling.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because he is portrayed like actual royalty from ancient times. Before the modern idea that fat is ugly arrived no one but royalty could afford to get fat because they had to burn so many calories to stay a living and productive member of their society.

 

[Beeker]

Because his girlfriend broke up with him and he succombed to eating tubs and tubs of ice cream while watching romcoms as comfort.

 

[A Link In Time]

Because his liver operation went wrong.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because being fat is genetic.

 

[Big Octo]

Because Weight Watchers trolled him.

 

[Terminus]

Because Jenny refused him.