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King Zora is Fat Because.....

Cel-Shaded Deku

Ha ha, charade you are!
Jul 24, 2010
Rapin' your churches, burnin' your women!
Because he is portrayed like actual royalty from ancient times. Before the modern idea that fat is ugly arrived no one but royalty could afford to get fat because they had to burn so many calories to stay a living and productive member of their society.


Wild Card
Jun 14, 2010
Because his girlfriend broke up with him and he succombed to eating tubs and tubs of ice cream while watching romcoms as comfort.

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