King of the Hill!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Magikarp use splash attack! I win

I claim the hill.

 

[Linknmike]

I tell my level 100 gyrados to use Hyper Beam on your magicarp. Your magicarp is vaporized.

I claim the hill.

 

[Hawk the Warior]

I break your eggs, and while you cry over them,
I claim the hill!

 

[Magatha]

I bring out some of my adult dragons, which chase away everyone near the hill.

 

[Swordbomb]

i kill all your dragons and then i use my somehow dead egg to become alive and kill you with a giant egg stomp

i claim the hill!

 

[Linknmike]

I set Gandalf and Frodo on you. You die instantaneously.

I claim the hill.

 

[Swordbomb]

my cuccos scare them to death and kill them then you run away while sucking on your thumb then you want your mommy that is dead!

i claim the hill!

 

[Swordbomb]

your siggy was offensive(to me) that people start a riot and kill you and your siggy

i claim the hill!

 

[Linknmike]

Gandalf and Frodo turn out to have gotten so scared that they got Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee to assist them. Your cuccos die out of fright,

I claim the hill.

And mum isn't dead.

I like making people think I'm british.

 

[Swordbomb]

chuck norris and bruse lee die of fright and my stab you to death with a razor sharp toothbrush i then give the hill to cel shaded deku so he claims the hill!

 

[Firice da Vinci]

The inactivity of this thread makes everyone leave the hill so I can peacefully claim it. XD

 

[Linknmike]

I drop the book Ender's Game on you and while you are reading it's awesomeazingness,

I claim the hill.

 

[Swordbomb]

i destroy the book and give you an ultimate atomic Texas wedgie and before i pull your under pants over you head i put in hot cement and you run away screaming like a little baby

i claim the hill

 

[mattsimme]

i build a time machine and go to the year 2093 and buy myself a teleporting machine. I then go back in time to 2010 and I use the teleporting machine to teleport into the fort.
I camp and I wait til someone walks by and i shoot him.
Now im king of the hill!!!!!

 

[Linknmike]

I carefully place deadly cyanide into your double bacon cheese burger with fries.

I claim the hill.