King of the Hill!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I cast Naryu's love to protect myself from din's fire and chase you away from the hill.

I claim the hill.

 

[Thunder-ocarina]

I use Captain Falcon's Final Smash and throw you way off! I claim this hill!

 

[Ninten*]

I put an entire force-field made up of a substance that disintigrates anything touching it around so no matter what you try, you can't get in. (Teleportation included)

I claim the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I feed Kirby a Smash Ball and he cooks you in a pot of boiling water.

I claim the hill.

 

[Iron Knuckle]

Yep. Yep. Yep. Un-Uh. no JK

I leave you on the moon, i own the hill

 

[vatti]

I, queen of the moon people, order the moon people to eat you and throw your remains onto whatever other planets there are in the zelda universe.

I claim the hill in the name of my cannibalistic nation of moon people.

 

[Ninten*]

I blow up the hill, go to the future, rebuild it and kill everyone who would even think about claiming it.

I claim the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I start chasing you around in a comedic Road Runner style. After many failed attempts the coyote (me) finally catches the Road Runner (you)!

I claim the hill!

 

[Mr.Verto]

I shoot you with marshmellows. (Everyone knows marshmellows are the most powerful thing in the world!)

I claim the hill!

 

[Fraxinus]

I eat you, assuming you are made of marshmallows (you are powerful, right?) I claim the hill!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I replace all of the "Rabbit Season" posters with "mandym287 Season" and Elmer Fudd hunts you down.

I claim the hill.

 

[Ninten*]

I killed everyone who claimed the hill or will claim the hill and trapped their ghosts in a dangerous forcefield that will torture them if they touch it.

I claim the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Bugs Bunny constantly asks you "Eh... *chews carrot* what's up doc?" until you move to Canada leaving the hill open for me to claim.

I claim the hill.

 

[Mr.Verto]

I use my mortal weapon a :cat: to blow you to pices!!!

I claim the hill with my :cat:

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I summon :fairy: to annoy the crap out of you!

I claim the hill,