King of the Hill!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I beat you to death with an ice cream cone.

The ice cream cone claims the hill.

 

[Big Octo]

The FTNWO owns the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

FTNWO and the ice cream cone owns the hill.

 

[Clash]

I eat the ice cream cone and get put in a jail on the hill.

I own a jail cell on the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

FTNWO owns the hill and the prison Clash is in.

 

[Zen]

That's not the hill.

I'm standing on the real hill now. i own it!

 

[jstar]

It was a mirage! We all are actually in Gerudo Desert!

I claim the sand dune!

 

[Zen]

Too bad it's rigged of TNT.

Good bye. *pushes detonation button*

And I've just claimed the hill once more!

 

[jstar]

VETO

It's still my sand dune.

 

[Storm]

too bad that long before anyone was born, I made it proclaimed that I was to claim the hill.
The FTNWO claims the hill for all eternity

 

[Zen]

That proclamation was a fake. I know because before you were born, my great-great-great Grandfather tampered with it.
Read the fine print to find out who really owns the hill.

ME.

 

[Clash]

Using spoons from our dinners last night, the other prisoners and I dig our way out of the prison. Then we climb the guard towers and murder the snipers. We then take the sniper rifles and shoot all the guards to death. Then, we sneak out and kill Zen, and because it says in Zen's will that I inherit all his property...

I now own the hill.

 

[jstar]

There was a smudge on the proclamation and it really says “those whose username start with 'j' owns the hill”

 

[RedDekuScrub]

I walk in holding fudge sickles and offer to share them with everybody and you invite me to stay. We all party and have a good time watching the Legend of Zelda cartoon.

I PARTY AT THE HILL!!!

 

[jstar]

¡¡¡¡PaaaaaaaaaaaaaáaaarrrrrrrrrrtY!!!!!!