King of the Hill!

[Tony]

I send a super nova blast to you

I claim (whats left of) the Hill

 

[MegaLink]

I distract you with a flying monkey and throw you into a lava pit.

I claim the hill!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I distract your flying monkey with a flying banana and use the power of the Chaos Emeralds to go supersonic.

I claim the hill.

 

[vatti]

I send a hoard of angry orangoutangs at you and they pick you up and take you away to make you their sacrifice.
I CLAIM THE HILL IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND CHOCOLATEY!!!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I learn how to use a light saber and kill you with it. I claim the hill.

 

[kokirion]

why that dificult.. :shake:... *stabs C-SD with his sword repeadetly till there is only a bloody mess left* I claim the hill!

 

[Kirino]

I give you a cake that is a lie causing you to commit suicide.

I claim the hill,in the name of cakes that are not lies!

 

[Fraxinus]

Wario sits on you; I claim the Hil!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Wario then farts on you. I claim the hill.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

I proceed to summon Bahamut to pwn both you AND Wario. I claim this hill in the name of the Kokiri Tribe!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

The Kokiri revolt and leave the hill to me because I give them cookies!

I claim the hill.

 

[badmuffins]

I throw a piece of cheese at you and you blow up.

I claim the hill.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

PK... STARSTORRRRRRRRM! ...Omega! Yes, I PK Starstorm Omega'd you. Ouch.

I claim this hill for thyself!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

FALCON PAWNCH!!!!!
I claim the hill.

 

[penguinboy82]

umm... I made a duplicate hill and blew up the first one. I CLAIM THE HILL!