This is a thread to discuss jelly beans.
My favorites are the Starburst ones.
My favorites are the Starburst ones.
Jelly beans
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Mikey the Moblin
sushi is a suspicious hello
Yeah
I can't stand jelly beans. Any gummy, sugary candy really, but especially jelly beans. They're not chewy, just kinda thick, and you can never get the taste out of your mouth. Blech.
Understandable. I don't like starburst for this reason.
So wait... you don't like starbursts, but you like starburst jellybeans? that seems a tad contrary...
Starburst just feel like eating a very sweet eraser to me. Starburst jelly beans aren't that chewy.
Mikey the Moblin
sushi is a suspicious hello
Completely different textures
I like the sort of grittiness/powdery texture of jelly beans a lot more than the hard taffy texture of starbursts, the flavors are pretty goat though and I always used to keep my starburst wrappers intact and pretend they were cars
I like the sort of grittiness/powdery texture of jelly beans a lot more than the hard taffy texture of starbursts, the flavors are pretty goat though and I always used to keep my starburst wrappers intact and pretend they were cars
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I like Jelly Bellys, the offbrand Select version, Zours and Starburst. Some of my favorite flaves are blueberry, champagne, mocha, strawberry lemonade, sour apple, sour blue raspberry, and sour tangerine.
The worst were those awful and deceptive jelly beans that look like basic, but tasty fruit flavors and are all black licorice. Clearly made by some vengeful grandpa, whose grandkids spat out his black licorice. So he decided to punish other people's kids.
I would not touch Bertie Botts with a 10 ft pole, because it's a crime against humanity. Vomit, dog food, rotten fish, ear wax and grass? Yuuuuck!
The worst were those awful and deceptive jelly beans that look like basic, but tasty fruit flavors and are all black licorice. Clearly made by some vengeful grandpa, whose grandkids spat out his black licorice. So he decided to punish other people's kids.
I would not touch Bertie Botts with a 10 ft pole, because it's a crime against humanity. Vomit, dog food, rotten fish, ear wax and grass? Yuuuuck!
Jelly beans are whack.
Skittles are where it's at tho!
Skittles are where it's at tho!
Never liked them much. I much preferred Starburst for fruity candy when I ate them years ago.
MapelSerup
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I use black jelly beans to test my willpower. Not a fan.
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Two of my favorite church camp stories are about bean boozled:
First one is that someone in a top bunk ate a lime colored one that turned out to be grass, he starts screaming and spits it in the floor. It stayed there all week.
The next one was the same night iirc, someone from one dorm over knocked on the door of our dorm just to breathe on us bc the skunk flavored ones has given him skunk breath.
First one is that someone in a top bunk ate a lime colored one that turned out to be grass, he starts screaming and spits it in the floor. It stayed there all week.
The next one was the same night iirc, someone from one dorm over knocked on the door of our dorm just to breathe on us bc the skunk flavored ones has given him skunk breath.
Hylian Viking
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I personally like most flavors of Jellybeans, contrary to what MapelSerup said I really like the black jellybeans, probably because I really like the taste of Black Liquorice (Licorice) It reminds me a lot of Barq's Root Beer or Gingerbread.
Fraxinus
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The Starburst ones are the ones I've had the most of as a kid, but there be some pretty wild Jelly Belly flavors that I can't fathom existing that work pretty well too. I'd probably go for Starburst over Jelly Belly though because fewer flavors means more of my favorite flavors being in a pack. Personally, and this goes for most fruity candies, my favorite jelly bean flavors are the citrus ones, especially tangerine/orange.
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I like them a lot.