I feel sorry for you my dear chap. I have an innie and with innies we can store food within for the coming harsh winters. Having an outtie decreases your survival chances by 95%. It's a proven fact, and pancake told me! Pancake is a scientist btw and conducts these experiments in his shack in his garden.I'm an outie but honestly it looks weird either way. I prefer being an outie since you can just play with your belly button, but for some odd reason I feel that it is a plug of sorts--the outie button--and that if you were to, say, UNplug it your innards would spill across the floor.
I've always wondered how being an innie feels like, though.