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Truffles

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Heya!
So, I have this problem where I get crushes really quickly; and it could be several at a time. But on top of that, I sometimes fall for completely made-up characters. Like, for instance, about three years ago I suddenly became infatuated with Princess Zelda. (As she was in Twilight Princess – not Wind Waker, eww!) It only lasted a few weeks, but seemed pretty intense. I even had a sexy dream about her! Is this normal?

Going back in time, I think my first crush was at the age of four, on a My Little Pony called Fifi. And my sister must have been going through a similar thing at the time – she got upset when I told her she probably couldn't marry Leonardo from the Ninja Turtles movie... Anyway, what are your inappropriate or weird crushes?
 

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I really like a lot of the chicks from WoW and Steven Universe. They're just game characters so it's a little weird, but I gotta like what I like.
 

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Having a crush on a video game character seems pretty commonplace these days and having sexy dreams about them is nothing to worry about.

There was a time when I had a thing for Midna back when TP came out and I also liked alot of the soulcalibur girls as well.
 

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I dreamed Uncle Eddie was real :( But to my horror when I woke up and logged on I noticed he was BANNED!! How could anybody be that bad???? The one who banned him will suffer.....eternal suffering and torture!
 
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Erm, movie and tv characters and actors many of whom (or most that should say) are/were old enough to be my father lol... oh and at school I had a crush on a teacher for a bit but nothing major. Never really crushed on a character in a game or anything but each to their own :)
 

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When I was young and naive I would constantly play Tomb Raider last revelation, I know where you all think this is going but I'm sorry you should know by now I'm not that predictable and if you knew that I was going to say that then you know I'm predictable. Anyway in this game it wasn't Lara's that I developed a crush for but rather one of the mummies in game that would chase you. Now keep in mind I was very young at the time, but I thought I could somehow befriend the mummy, it got to the point where I tried sticking a pc microphone in the memory card slot, I was very determined to get this npc to like me to the point where I took one of the family tvs upstairs in my room and plugged the playstation into it. I would try talking to the mummy for hours on end and through doing so I started crushing on him/her, obviously a non sexual crush. I took a picture of the mummy so I could bring it to school and interact with it their too, at the time all the other kids thought I was pretty cool(years later they mocked me for it). Even to this day I still think about the mummy who I named shandy for reasons I can't remember anymore. :(
 

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I thought this was going to be about real people, in which case I have a story.

But on the actual topic at hand, I really don't have anything to add. When Oblivion came out, I made a character that somewhat (if you really stretch the meaning of "somewhat") looked like an ex-girlfriend of mine. Does that count?
 

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What's Steven Universe? ˚ . ˚
(I could just look it up, but sometimes that makes me feel impersonal. And you might have something insightful to say about it. ^_^ )

Having a crush on a video game character seems pretty commonplace these days and having sexy dreams about them is nothing to worry about.

There was a time when I had a thing for Midna back when TP came out and I also liked alot of the soulcalibur girls as well.
Hahaha! Midna... I'm kinda with you there. Wait. In her impish form? :P And thanks for the reassurance about the dream thing. :)

@CrimsonCavalier Yeah! It can be about real people, too. Share away!

@Dan ...Your story brought a single, perfect tear to roll down my cheek. I think there's a little bit of Shandy in all of us.
 

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What's Steven Universe? ˚ . ˚
(I could just look it up, but sometimes that makes me feel impersonal. And you might have something insightful to say about it. ^_^ )


Hahaha! Midna... I'm kinda with you there. Wait. In her impish form? :P And thanks for the reassurance about the dream thing. :)

@CrimsonCavalier Yeah! It can be about real people, too. Share away!

@Dan ...Your story brought a single, perfect tear to roll down my cheek. I think there's a little bit of Shandy in all of us.

Oh definitely in the impish form. My friends Gran thinks the imp form is sexy as well so I'm not alone.
 

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