In Soviet Russia......

[Byrne]

okay, so this is a game where you flip around sentences, starting with "in Soviet Russia,"
here are some examples:

In Soviet Russia, you don't eat food. Food eats you!
In Soviet Russia, you don't go to the Bathroom. The Bathroom goes to you!
In Soviet Russia, you don't shoot guns. guns shoot you!

 

[Azure Sage]

In Soviet Russia, the thread is surprised that it took so long for this kind of you to be posted!

 

[~Mizuki~]

In Soviet Russia, you don't ride cars, cars ride you.

Took long enough to make this...

 

[Byrne]

In Soviet Russia, You don't nuke me, I nuke you!!!!!!!! *BOOM!*

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

In Soviet Russia, this thread is intelligent, original, and worth our precious time.

 

[Byrne]

Please exuse me.
In Soviet Russia, I don't get angry. I nuke cell-shaded deku.

 

[Azure Sage]

In Soviet Russia, the Azure leaves you.

 

[A Link In Time]

In Soviet Russia, you don't find work, work finds you.

 

[Linkanon]

In Soviet Rusia.........

........you don't watch TV. TV watches YOU.

 

[fireslayr]

in soviet russia, the kitteh quotes you!

 

[Byrne]

Want to become one with Mother Russia, no?

 

[~Mizuki~]

In Soviet Russia, you don't find Waldo, Waldo finds YOU

 

[Luke's Wife]

 

[M. Bulteau]

In Soviet Russia this thread has a point.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

In Soviet Russia this thread has a point.

In Soviet Russia, this post agrees with Cel-Shaded Deku.